Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
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Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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Top comments
GoogieWithers 25
Why would you tell him?
mike3775 39
Why even tell him if you were getting an abortion? You come off badly here
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Comments (7)
DLBL 23
Is this Rage Bait? Did you tell him just to be cruel? Could you find it in your heart to give him the baby instead of killing it?
GoogieWithers 25
Why would you tell him?
mike3775 39
Why even tell him if you were getting an abortion? You come off badly here
DLBL 23
Sounds like cruelty.
SAgirl 23
Well atleast he won't have any ties left to you then. You are clearly a special kind of asshole.
Hangryko 32
Shouldn't have said anything.
Mad Jack 3
Your body, your choice. But why tell him then? What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
MissCadaverous 11
You're a special kind of cruel. Not only are you murdering an innocent life, youre breaking a dad's heart. Tell me youre a dumb liberal without letting me youre a dumb liberal 🙄
tiptoppc 21
I’ll agree with the special kind of cruel. Not with the rest of what you said though And I’ve been in this guy’s shoes before. Cruel is one thing, the females rights is another. Honestly, my reaction as the male was relief i’m not required to co-parent with an absolute psycho.