Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (340)
QueenSaru 28
Sorry, but pretty much under a certain time period, it's not a baby. It's a clump of cells, a tumour, whatever you choose to call it. It has no definable sex, no discerning features. I'm not saying people can't be attached, or that to THEM it's not their baby, but for someone to call it exactly what it is, which is an it at that moment, does not make her a bad person or a bad parent. (Also, not to point out the obvious, but baby llamas, ducks, etc... are still babies. A 'baby' is not an exclusively human word.)
chazeola 4
Well you said "you divorced him," so don't be complaining that you have to go thought this pregnancy alone.
CMA224 1
What do u mean it was his? That means you thought it was someone elses baby, which means u cheated on him!
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, she was thinking ahead to the comments. She figured someone would accuse her so she felt it necessary to add that it was his so idiots like you don't think she cheated.
BigSexy123 11
Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Kevin_Dwayne 6
I swear I have read a similar fml like this so many times.
bmcco 2
Breakup sex is the worst..
brendenthib13 0
This is from the secret life of an American teenager!
klatt 8
Congrats
Mariaapoo 1
Abortion!
stacerz28 0
your a dumbass! if u plan on leaving them u dont have sex with them plain in simple! you deserved it! its not a fml u had it comin to u! it takes two to make two! hahaha!
rammy125 4
Serves you right. Now what you going to do?