Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
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Miscellaneous519 2
What a sad and difficult situation. All I can say is I hope you two are getting divorced for the correct reasons and not for some stupid, arbitrary reason like many couples unfornately do. I hope that if you decide to stay together due to the pregnancy that you are making the correct decision for yourselves. The choice is ultimately up to you, but if I were in your situation, I would keep the child. They're a lot of work, but they're worth it. If you decide to keep the child, I hope that he willingly decides to be active in the child's life because I have quite a few friends who were raised fatherless and most of them are not exactly the most stable and wholesome characters. Best of wishes :)
adrianasofias 3
Oh, I'm so sorry OP. Times will get rough now, even more than before. But stay positive, maybe the baby will help you and your ex-husband bond, and maybe get back together. Or not.
GryffinDarkBreed 3
Good luck, since children conceived that late in life are exponentially more likely to have mental disorders.
butterflyz1961 2
"Was"?
annette098 4
Your marriage can't be that bad if you recently had sex with your husband. Give it another go for your child.
sk83r641 4
I see what you did there. Positive. Ahhhh.
savvysomething 5
Hello child support money.... You got 18years ;)
sugarbear0727 19
I love how people are saying OP deserves to raise the baby by herself and how the ex shouldn't have to pay child support. It depends on what the OP and her ex decide. A man can sign his rights over if he and the mother wish. Which means he does not have to help with anything involving the child, but he also isn't allowed any contact with the child until they reach adulthood. If they don't have joint custody, and they do the child support route, the man has the right to see the child, no matter if the OP wants him to or not.
sugarbear0727 19
My mother has five kids, ranging from 33 to 18. I'm the second youngest, and my mom had me when she was 36, and my younger sister when she was 38. We turned out perfectly fine. There is a higher risk for complications during a pregnancy if the woman is older than 35, but its doesn't happen to every mother.
polobeastjkc 5
Abort