Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
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Comments (340)
mariahairam 3
Am I the only one realizing that if she's been married for 20 years then she should be too old to have a kid??
moogiex9 6
What a ridiculous statement! Women can, and do, have babies up until they are 50 - and occasionally beyond that.
QueenSaru 28
She could have married young. It's possible she's only 38 or so, which while ill-advised due to potential health problems for mother and child, isn't impossible or wrong provided you're well informed about what could or might happen.
drcynic 4
Well.... Could always have an abortion....
linkmax 15
Was? O.o
chujel1302 1
Time to re marry him, wait 18 years and divorce him over again
lowie89 7
Keyword "was" his.. Looks like you solve all your problems by getting rid of them.. First your husband now your baby. YDI
govan1107 1
Wow you got a kid and the only thing you think about is getting back at him.
QueenSaru 28
Are you seeing something in what she wrote that we didn't? How is she getting back at him? She merely mentions that she just got divorced and then found out she was pregnant... no mention of 'revenge'?
ronnie220 11
I'm thinking she's 38 because of her user name. they could have gotten married young which is common for their generation. she maybe excited to be bringing a baby into this world but not excited about the babies father. just a guess.
Miouya 0
I see what you did there
oklahomaguy 0
You ******* *****. You knew you were divorcing him when you ****** him. At least now you can make his life a living hell for the next 18 years. Bitch.
smittys 7
So you divorced him? If that's true why is that an "fml" more of f his life for not gonna be there all the time with his kid! Unless he cheated or something bad to cause you to divorce him