Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
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Comments (340)
eccentrix 12
I don't know why more people aren't voting that she deserves it. Every other pregnancy FML I've seen has had mostly YDIs. The general consensus is that if you're having sex, you deserve any resulting pregnancies.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
What about being raped? Raping someone probably constitutes sex. Does a victim deserve that kind of pregnancy? Especially if that victim is a minor?
afallingstar 22
Ok so she's divorcing the guy but liked him enough to have sex and get pregnant? Before my ex and I split I didn't want him ANYWHERE near me...
LaUruguaya 11
That's ridiculous, of course it's a baby! It's not like OP is pregnant and possibly giving birth to a llama, or a duck, or a monkey - humans have other humans, being unborn doesn't make you any LESS human.
soulnomad 5
lol I see what you did there OP.
Dallasluver19 14
Nx:O Well, that's kinda both! YDI for having sex with him and THEN having a divorce with him! Is it too late to get back together? And FYL 'cause the ex-father of your new baby is gone. Maybe instead of just sitting around crying, you should actually fix things!
grannygruber 6
He isn't an ex-father of the unborn baby. Just because they are divorced doesn't mean the father left the child at any age.
Dallasluver19 14
No because she could re marry someone and he would have to pay child support. I know what I'm saying. I've been through it.
isis_morrigan 18
Murphy's law at its best!
isaiaah 6
Looks like you aren't getting divorced anymore! Don't make the kid have to live with one of you then visit the other every other weekend. It sucks for the kid.
Ins0mau 20
And t wouldn't suck to live with two parents who continually argue andhave grown to hate each other?
Jasonf6 0
Ouch
pathetic2011 4
Sorry- ydi! Why were you having sex with the man you were divorcing? Divorces take longer than a couple of months!
noisebox 1
That kid's got a great future?