Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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Top comments
MarineWifey88 3
Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.
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Comments (57)
TheMan4ChanCan 0
damn. that's a shame...
BethiiGeex 0
yes, yes it is.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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YDI for having predivorcial sex!
untoward 0
actually just give him the test especially if you know it's his. then get extra money in the divorce settle. assuming he has any money to give.
im_wilder 0
wow what an ass... tell him you got some sort of STD's, that should give him a scare
evilshade 0
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At least he wants a paternity test, to see if he is the father. Good guy
KamilleBlack 3
No man, asking for a paternity test is a slap in the face to the mother. **** him! If he doesn't want the baby, then he doesn't get the baby. That's what I'd do anyway.
SkullCanddi 0
Uh, HE is the one sleeping around, not OP. This guy's just really dumb, i guess.
skid1996 0
you are really dumb! for real!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
i hope you really arnt that dumb, 3. OP, i actually wish he wasnt the dad, if theres anything i hate more than a douchebag, its a dad whos a douchebag. :(
rfngxhhshi 0
I agree, it just goes to show ya that sometimes in life you have to put your lemons on top of your strawberries
MarineWifey88 3
Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.
Doortje 30
^ This ^
AmazonGurrl 0
Fantastic idea! Stick it to the man!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.
boricualuv 29
that's so ****** up take him for everything hes got
JocelynKaulitz 28
Take THIS to the Maury show and call his ass outtt!
FYLDeep 26
I guess he's a dumbass too. You don't get a paternity test if you're the cheater. You do that if the bitch you're with cheats on you. Try marrying someone a little more intelligent next time.
iwadasn 33
You make it sound like all of this is her fault.
mama907 1
geez...I'm sorry to hear that. I would just give him the paternity testand do what #4 says, very sorry your husband turned out to be a waste :(
worldclass 0
What an asshole.