Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Time to move on
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Top comments
Ribenalion 2
Ouch :/ Perhaps for the best he's the ex-husband then
CallMeHush 1
WOW he works fast huh? He must shoot Miracle Grow.
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Comments (38)
Ribenalion 2
Ouch :/ Perhaps for the best he's the ex-husband then
girlygirl666 0
We've all known about the affair for months- Google Street View.
The_Pleb 0
Hes a p-l-ayer and you obviously didnt pay enough detail to his sammiches so YDI DO YOUR JOB WOMEN
BritishHobo 0
Oh, that's obvious. Anyone who thinks one of The Pleb's posts is funny would be to stupid to use the internet.
Reyo 2
Bitch about it on the internet. That'll show him.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
well if you find the_pleb in real life, thats kinda stalking..creepy.
diet_otaku 0
and the fact that he had a "new" partner when you only split up a week ago wasn't the first clue?
st0815 9
A divorce takes some time, so if he's been her ex-husband for a week, they probably separated for quite a while before that. Could be a case of "oh I don't want him any more, but how dare he finding someone else so quickly".
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
good, at least its not your vag that's destroyed
alissa_roar 6
It doesn't get destroyed when you have a baby lol. I've had one.
CallMeHush 1
WOW he works fast huh? He must shoot Miracle Grow.
MrsPegg 45
I don't know if you'll ever see this, but your comment was ******* amazing!
I_am_stupid_also 6
This must be the other side of the FML last week from the guy who called the wife of the co-worker who rushed out for his baby with his girlfriend.
icedrake523 2
TBH, why should you care anymore?
Tomaino 3
If they did in fact JUST split up a week ago, then she should care because 1) the divorce hasn't gone through yet, and 2) he was cheating on her when they were together. Whether or not you're broken up, it still sucks to find out you've been cheated on.
NotEven 0
I would like to know if you actually seperated a week ago, or if the divorce was final a week ago. Two very different things. It can take a while for a divorce to go through, so if they seperated a while ago, he could have gotten with the new girl during that time. If you just seperated a week ago, FYL.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
biteyourtongue 0
PROOF! ALIMONY :D
Erindub 0
Sorry thats just really shitty : ( life will get better...promise.