Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
...was?
Nevereverland 8
Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.
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candylandy 1
It's a good thing because now she can suck child support off of him.
AzzieC 12
OMG I am soo totally srry
mpally 4
Well that sucks
buttercup1998 5
I know what your situation is :/ an when things like this happen it's best to try for the children because not only was I a unwanted bang but nobody thought about me during the divorce...it hurt me for a long time an I thought it was my fault. I think you have a very good reason to fall in love again. Don't listen to ppl on here who are putting you done either theyre all assholes.
TheDrifter 24
Its an unfortunate reality. A lot of children are nothing more than leverage during a divorce. My siblings were used as such and my children were used as such against me. Its a brutal system, but a good life lesson. Putting yourself first and callously using the people around you for your own benefit has become the way of the world. Sorry your parent's actions made you feel unwanted, and hopefully society changes enough before you have children that you never find yourself doing the same.
bettyboop428 24
It's not always best to stay for the kids though. My dad stayed for us and my mom stayed because she loves him but they have a horrible relationship and it has always taken a very big toll on me and my brother. We may have two together parents, but in no way did that make our life better or easier.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Is this you guys' first child?
ATEEN_fml 3
Hey, what do you mean "was" what happened !!
greeneye_fml 12
My guess is it rhymes with "smsmortion." LOL
reimichele 8
I'm sorry OP. But try not to let the cicumstances of the child's conception overshadow the fact that babies can be a beautiful thing. If you decide to raise it, teach it to do better than you and your husband. :3
Jawzx01 7
You could really stick it to him and get an abortion!
erinchick1 7
I would just walk out and not even tell him about it if he doesn't know he can't fight you on custody
YaJustMe 2
1. Welcome back DocBastard! You were missed! 2. Babies are blessings, OP. Surround yourself with only the people who support you.