Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
draklin300
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Anonymous
Marinette, United States
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML