Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
lawrenceps 0
Hint hint
rawrr61 4
It's a sign.
stevenJB 25
What's the joke on your page I can't figure it out n it's killin me!
AttucisFinch 0
Maybe she should slip herself some vaginal tightening pills instead.....
Yellow_Fish79 11
... Wow, really? I don't even have a clever comment for that. She could have atleast tried to say something about it to you if she loves you and feels that it would spice things up in the bedroom. FYL.
jiharrison 0
Maybe she didn't say anything because she didnt want to hurt your feelings or intend to make you feel bad. On the bright side at least she sees it as fixable and doesn't see it as means to sleep with someone else. : )
kaykay20 0
I think some slight hurt feelings is better then accidental overdose. If she wanted to show she cared and was concerned about the pleasure in the bedroom she should be upfront about it not risk his health.
matt3495 1
Did u at least get to use it
monkeyseeker 0
Haha i think shes hinting something
hiLife808 0
It's not about the size, it's what you do with it that matters ;)
Poco6 0
I like that comment ;) lol
sexxme 9
Well she probably didn't want to hurt your feelings. At least she was trying to 'fix' the problem, instead of using the problem as an excuse to leave you.
Poco6 0
Hi sexxme!
l0rd1r1sh 2
it was their way of emphasizing the point of this comment........