Rizma
Gr?ces, France
Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
Mind your own business, you nosey ******* fly!
devildog562 33
Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness
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devildog562 33
Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness
torrea 19
The op is from France, maybe that's a regular term they use... hmm
ComoEsJuan 24
Mind your own business, you nosey ******* fly!
ForNerdfighteria 9
Ha. Nosey.
klaudia_ 14
I see what you did there my friend.
watson1234 11
There's flies in the cave!
DogeMan 14
No
IvyRizzzzoli 25
Stop before you hurt yourself
jondillboy 17
Nailed it.
TheGolfGTI 24
Hasn't FML taught you never to show off?
Almost_Positive 18
She's lucky as far as FML's go. It could've gone so much worse
MelTheGreat 23
Not even if there's a fire.
sophiehelen 32
Love a good step brothers reference
DenverTyrrell 13
Eww sorry OP :( good luck with impressing your neighbour!
sofaqueen_ 14
I honestly thought that the square behind your head was your hair. But thank god it wasn't.
val_is_lame97 12
same haha
DenverTyrrell 13
OMG HA HA HA it looks like it doesn't it :/ I need to change that
woainishamu 21
Wanna fly away?
CatLady4Lyf 30
If FML has taught me anything, it's to not try and impress someone by any means.
Mkm1997 20
Sad but true.
jazman195 20
^Metallica :D
mikuxxhatsune 32
Especially if it includes sports
val_is_lame97 12
the fly was all like "oh trying to imrpess someone? let me **** your shit up"
euphoricness 28
I guess the fly thought you were a bit snotty!