Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the same bed my dog pooped in because we were both too polite to ask the other person why they smelt like shit. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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PokeyStix 3
Better than being turned off by smelly feet!
epoh_fml 0
tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .
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Comments (101)
seanreddog 4
Stankalicious!
epoh_fml 0
you would have been thinking about his feet if they stunk up the room, #1.
epoh_fml 0
Rachael, you would ave been thinking about his feet if they smelled bad :/
Dudeitsnuri 0
ur hot nb: screw anti-flood
Allybuns 0
hope when is that sucker gonna pop it looks like your that girl from family guy who's always preggo
Lozza111 0
yeah, I agree, that is kinda thoughtful, and cute, he was thinking about you not himself, that's something you can't say about all guys
orgyz 0
Ugh, my phone glitched. Anyway, you guys could've done the environment a favor and showered together, js.
srunano 4
if you were having sex and the thought of him not taking off his shoes bothered you then I am guessing it wasn't great sex. maybe next time you can convince him to shower with you before you guys do it that way you both won't be bothered. :)
imaginaryvoice 18
"time for both of us to have sex with eachother" For some reason that sounded funny. How could you have sex with eachother without both of you? Couldn't you have left out the "both of us"?
karina_said 0
i think of youtube's rwj (:
karina_said 0
*****, under the wrong comment. sorry):
andruha1123 5
ydi for living in UK
GordonLC 0
32 if she left out "both of us" from the sentance,she could have been talking about another couple.
GordonLC 0
actually that's only looking at the piece you quoted. I went back to read the whole post without it and you are right. it's 3am here...
pogopogopogo 8
if he isn't washing his feet maybe he isn't washing his junk either
angelmm92 0
sounds like something my bf would do:P
blinkythefish 1
at least he's thinking of you:)
blushingred 0
okay nothing to do with the 'fml' infact I forgot what it was xD but your picture Sean something is so freakin' cute!!!!!
iazy9 14
fussy b-...
guitarheaven789 0
ur cute
IchBeinEinTier 0
soup =) hand soup
epoh_fml 0
tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .
zach630 0
You don't make a man take off his J's. He'll take them off when he's ready. Not cool....
PokeyStix 3
Better than being turned off by smelly feet!
gloogle 0
clean your feet!
Person1233 13
L2Comprehend.
Devanthegreat 0
good now he cant slip
seanreddog 4
I know how you feel man.
LilAfo 4
hah - cats scares the shit out of me :/
gutzzzz 0
bad experience??
jamesSIII 0
You should've kept your clothes on and said you thought your boobs were a little too big.
luvy 3
lol
scratchy209 0
well it is only time to have sex together when he can be secure enough to take it all off! lol Foot spray will do the trick.
mitchn60 6
Original Poster
Virus963 5
Mmm sounds like a man who cares
dramaqueen0704 0
Love your picture!!!!
hiyouaregreat 0
Well doesn't that sound cute?