Anonymous
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
thesadone
United States
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
fsdjhgasjlhg
Cairns, Australia
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
masterzach21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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rosie981 3
Awkward......
Capt_Oblivious 10
If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
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tweetypie 18
From touchscreen to tittie screen
LedZeppelin1109 0
I think I speak for most of the guys when I say we've done that with our dicks >.>, at one point or another.
Savra_fml 17
Not really. You must have quite a thin dick.
bananagrams 9
I think that's just you
bananagrams 9
Speak for yourself, I haven't ever even remotely considered doing that
m1grande 3
Yeah... Nobody has done that
brown4lifejot 1
I hope no one touches your phone or ipod. :$
YoNdO15 0
yeah, gotta say I've never tried that or even thought of it. even if I did, I would try to press "a" and press "asdzxqw" only you would be able to type correctly
hateevryone 15
just walk away awkwardly
purplishzebraz 0
Why on earth wud u use your fingers.... Nipples work waayyy better
THE_A_TEEN 28
I gues your nipples missed: *would **you
THE_A_TEEN 28
*guess Damn proof reading fail...
daminantion 14
49, I don't know why but every comment I read of yours makes me wanna punch a baby. Please stop.. Think of the babies!
zephyrum 0
Look on the bright side, you didn't see your dad try to text with his dick...
BronyVasNormandy 12
And that, folks, is how you properly sext.
Julieannx3 9
Don't pretend you've never nipple-texted when no ones looking .. ;)
super_awesomesau 4
Hello it's called talent
meganf 1
Ohh don't act like you havent tried it too OP :P
himoonkey 8
I wouldn't mind using her phone to text :3