Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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Top comments
Rich531 21
that's not the breast way to start the day
hugoni2000 20
**** the season...
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Comments (84)
Rich531 21
that's not the breast way to start the day
thawny_fml 21
It's a mammary he won't soon forget
Bunnyluver 20
I love it when puns don't get over used! Awesome job.
hugoni2000 20
**** the season...
Curtis66 19
Try to find some eye bleach.
cheeeksss 29
Better than getting a picture of her pussy?
Bunnyluver 20
This is the second time I have seen you with negative votes and I don't even use this alot.
Sonotsuave 37
Well at least they still keep their romance going?
Mauskau 36
At least it's his mum and not another woman!
Gib31 19
I think that's kinda cute, even if he would rather have not seen this hahaha! (sorry if my English is bad)
tin_cup 27
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Dick_diamond 22
Threw up
pop17123 19
Well next time you wait for your phone asked a friend.
FSGInsainity 15
But what if it happens again? Then it gets worse.
HerrPoopyPants 16
#6, was that even English.
tranced_ 45
That'll keep you off of **** for a very long time..
SebastianCT 14
No one should ever have to see that. RIP OP 2016
Boxer3421 13
Pics or it didn't happen.
WreckeRalph36 18
At least it was only **** you seen. Could've been much worse OP
Shallow_Dream 8
right you are. I for one don't really like Arby's.