montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
moweezy9
United States
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Stolen valor
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Anonymous
Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML
IceWrath
York, United Kingdom
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Sexting Parents
Short Hills, United States
Nice view
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
morgan_rumm
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Anne
San Antonio, United States
New tech
Today, I finally convinced my grandpa to try a smartphone. After an hour of teaching him how to text, he announced he'd figured it out on his own. The first message he ever sent was meant for me. It went to his pharmacist instead and simply read, "Love you. Thanks for everything." FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
wait till she finds out about sexting
iAintEvenMad 0
Then the party's over.
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
wait till she finds out about sexting
iAintEvenMad 0
Then the party's over.
Ellifish 2
No, then it's just starting ;)
saIty 17
Or she'll get her husband in on it.
Pixelduhst 0
Just hope your and your father's names aren't too close in the address book- it's easy to make mistakes with one hand.
saIty 17
Or she'll get her husband in on it.
Pixelduhst 0
Just hope your and your father's names aren't too close in the address book- it's easy to make mistakes with one hand.
UsernameIsUsed 9
that could be OP's solution! whenever she's texting in the same room, just forward her a sext.
amazinglyHappy 6
crap sorry sorry -_- I'm making a twat of myself that was supposed to go on my double post D:
2ndSucks 15
Today, my wife stripped in front of me. Expecting to get something, I walked up to her. Instead, she started taking pictures, saying "she'd sext me later." FML
dolphincheddar 10
at least you don't have to listen to her incessant nagging
Madiluvsyuh98 2
35-your a girll
HolyHandGrenade 4
37- now you have to read her incessant nagging.
tyty22796 0
haha lmao fuuny
urdirtyolduncle 15
You're luck your mother learned. I've tried teaching my mom, like, ten times and she still doesn't know how to even read an incoming text. It would be A LOT better if she knew; so, she wouldn't call me a hundred times when I'm out late.
kcircuses2 4
a text can't cook dinner she needs to get back in the kitchen
dolphincheddar 10
49. yes but you can delete it before reading it or block the number :)
Leadamp 7
my mother still uses text talk
hapetreefriend 1
ew ew ew ew ew ew ewee
Po1ntBlank 0
1, or molexting 0.o
torch433 1
lol
bansheebomber 14
Hopefully she gets over it eventually. I'd go crazy!
NastyNinja31 0
text me mommy one more time..
Poopolicious 5
text back "I can't hear you louder please"
evaki1 12
sucks for you.
rayrayray23 1
well you're not very nice are you.
tellithowitis 13
cool story bro, tell it again. What chapter do you SHUT UP????
Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
dont answer her texts?
amazinglyHappy 6
crap sorry -_-
amazinglyHappy 6
wait until she teaches a nan or something... it's the type of scaring that never leaves when you receive. 'LOLS C u l8r' from your grandmother O_o
rayrayray23 1
you're annoying
amazinglyHappy 6
I would be offended, but ya' know... this is FML... worse stuff happens ^-^
amazinglyHappy 6
wait until she teaches a nan or something... it's the type of scaring that never leaves when you receive. 'LOLS C u l8r' from your grandmother O_o
rayrayray23 1
you're annoying
foilindo 0
my mom was like that with the nextel push to talk feature. lol
holagranola 15
it bugs me so much when people do that! it's like, your right next to me, just talk to me face to face!
NomadicFlo 4
Try Tic Tacs, recommended by doctors during such situations.
kcutie 0
that's not so bad. we young folk are on our phone all the time anyways. :P
nlr 9
when my parents need to text they have me text that person until my daddy learned o text then he made up his own texting language it makes me so mad when he texts me cds for come down stairs!
cblt2007 0
my dad does the same thing!!!!! it's freaking annoying!! like dad the stuff you send me doesn't mean what you think!
Navydoc 2
monzach 5
cool story bro
nlr 9
92: that gets annoying get a new catch phrase! and your not even saying it right! according to my hoodie and bumper sticker it's "cool story bro, tell it again".