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Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Awahso 25

Were you asked to judge?

JodeMiVida 13

I think it's probably breast not to get involved.

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Awahso 25

Were you asked to judge?

imustbeinsane 2

8.5/10, 9/10, 9/10, and sorry mom but 7.5/10

TheRealHouse 7

would it be like wine tasting? swish each one around in your mouth a bit then spit it out?

JodeMiVida 13

I think it's probably breast not to get involved.

YourEvilHero 12

today I was in the bedroom with my friends minding our own business, comparing nipples. then all of a sudden my son barged through the door, I think he had a boner. fml

selbow 3

is your mum or her friends MILFs?

Iamnotmyself 17

Whose complaining?

Iamnotmyself 17

-54 my bad, sorry I couldn't please a complete stranger, come again.

zakkyzebra 11

lmfao. oh that's too rich. 54 is such a ******* hypocrite if you read her bio.

kasc1996 0

I thought you hate grammar Nazis

MissFukMyLuck 0

54- you're uh... kinda young... are you sure you want the world wide web knowing your skype? I mean there are creepers out there. I know I would be upset if I went to my computer and 67 yo Chester the molester wanted cyber sex. careful what ya put up. it's not my business :) but you did target yourself as the stereotypical 'stupid' type.

dolphincheddar 10

a lot of stupid people are on the Internet.. also. OP whose was better?

coffeygirl12 14

tht sucks

FMMFL1992 3

You shoulda judged on which were better. maybe a little taste test

enonymous 9

63 keeps driving all my business away

Alex94xela 0

hmm if they were milfs that would be nice

Madiluvsyuh98 2

54- what do you mean by "skype action" you d.t.f? youre wayy to young girl

MrFlintstone 5

just like in my favorite Porno............ jk ;) but however very kinky

kings1fan 6

-63 I agree with you! I noticed that when I read her bio.

gmc_blossom 21

I hate hypocrites. That girl is too young to be posting about doing things on Skpe. She shouldn't be sharing her body or anything with strangers on the Internet. By the way, anyone want to exchange nudes? My e-mail is [email protected]

rainin_menn 0

BItch!.. you R the grammar nazi...so don't say that they piss you off

zaveeshaveesh3 7

54 you say you hate grammar Nazis but still you blatantly spellcheck someone else's comment? Have you ever been called a hippocrit?

junkboy 4

HAHA win

musicphreakk 0

If Your A Dude;; Actually, No, Because You Saw Your Moms Boobs,,, Deeply Scarred Indeed...

DropTheDaggerxx 31

What the **** are you trying to say, 165?

AsianCookie247 14

165 - Lesbihonest, either gender would feel horrified and traumatized seeing any family members "no-no" parts. In other words, SHUSH, you don't know what you're talking about.

junkboy 4

HAHA win

Zaffro 8

Were the differences vast?

TheMasticater 9

Join in, the more the merrier!

goalie001 0

all different colors and shapes.

IIIiIII16 0

did they get their nips hard to see who could cut through a diamond the fastest?

tynickd 0

were your moms friends hot or did they have big breasts?

sxe_beast 11

So wait... having big breast makes someone not hot?

spazmattic 0

sxe Dude you got me to quit smoking weeks ago. I can't take your profile pic anymore... will I really have a mustache like that one day?

goalie001 0

yes spazmatic you'll grow a mustache like an Asian pedophile

transfat 0

dont copy sxe-phil .

edogy 0

congrats spazmattic

marinus_fml 20

Pics or it didn't happen :D

DarkHelmet 10

I concur!

sourgirl101 29

( ‘ )( ‘ ) High nipples (o)(o) Perfect breasts (+)(+) Fake silicone breasts (oYo) Wonderbra breasts (^)(^) Cold breasts (Q)(O) Pierced breasts ( - )( - ) Flat against the Shower

TheRealHouse 7

Flat against the shower is my personal fav

marinus_fml 20

Hahaahah :). is it awkward for me to ask which you have?

sourgirl101 29

Haha, yes it is!(: Just as awkward as me asking if you know What an Australian kiss is? A French kiss done down under! Lol

Prue_fml 0

Not quite sure if I WANT to see it... depends how old his mum and her friends are first? PMSL

KingOfOreos 0

sourgirl (off topic) why would u tell random people so much about you in your bio?

goshpeople 4

So, perfect breasts are ones where the nipples take up almost all the surface area? The picture put a gross image in my head.

ILoveCTP 3

This is an interesting conversation

piehunter1 0

no I don't think it is we all wondering ;)

warlockplayer19 5

i think she had high nipples

Saturated5 0

perfect breats are (o)Y(o)

Banana49 12

those are cinnamon rolls

kelseyyup 5

oh god -41 she's married and has kids! This is quite awkward!

leemurcat 5

Maybe they're broken?

TheRealHouse 7

Broken nipples? lol that's gonna be the new name for my band

leemurcat 5

You will probably fit in among modern artists.

TheRealHouse 7

Why do you have to say such horrible things?!! *runs away crying and slams bedroom door*

leemurcat 5

I meant that in a nice way, I think.. *pat*

TheRealHouse 7

But.. Gaga.. Bieber... Aaron Lewis does country!!! *rocks back n forth humming softly*

jonmansheppard 9

*screams* WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?!?! Waaaaah

Lil_Killah 0

your live only sucks if you were asked to join -___-

yomommma 6

Life*

patrick450 0

Did you get hard, thatd be akward, or did you pull yours out to and compare as well?

itsalanis 25

there's eye wash for that

nixter5 18

yeah it's called acid.

suprmidgt 0

I think it's called sulfuric acid