hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Rowden
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
weezer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
sprite123 0
lol yum
shivam1212 0
eww
hsshae 0
snicker I would lick whip cream off you ^.^
Bewitched_fml 0
uhhh... ew? no offense snickers
abcnonamecba 0
at least u wernt having ... so look on the bright side
Koolnoob729 0
wow you must be a ten year old girl shiva
Fedor_is_KING 0
Too be fair, if there are parents in the vicinity, it isn't a good idea to partake in any nipple licking activities without a locked door.
seanseansean321 0
wanna come over fr sow whipped cream action? I don have a lock
Euph0ricMisery 2
This is true. When my girlfriend still lived at home they didn't even bother putting a knob on her door.
reyemrein 0
IDK what they will say, but / this. Im betting they will be right.
tofuzoo52 0
dam snickers its okay... stop getting all up in peoples junk o.O
harryman04 0
lucky bastard. being a virgin totally sucks
samantha_durano 6
hahah, oh wow.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
that's why u do it somewhere else besides ur house specially if ur gonna do kinky stuff!!
tony_rox1 0
whoa!
imdeborah 0
#33, that's a lie. society says that soo much youre starting to believe it. don't.
commotiion 0
what flavour?
boopityboppity 11
Thanks, imdeborah. I was about to say the exact same thing.
jetpackzach 5
I've done that with my boyfriend before but we didn't get caught....
tigrexel 0
I completely second this, That IS the best way to have whipped cream, after all.
jetpackzach 5
I agree especially on a nice tall muscular man sausage
bobmandude 0
Simply say you were saving water by not using dishes!
BMaC101 0
#33 Sucks for you. But that's not the point. the thing is.. Her mom walked in on her. OP You should learn to lock your door or learn how to lock it. Why would you do it if she was home anyways. I'm assuming you are underage. So the best time to do it would be when she's not home. Have fun being grounded and learn from your mistakes!
MrTeabag420 0
#35 is hottt. were u the girl getting ur nipples licked?
samantha_durano 6
haha, no #80 I was not.
jetpackzach 5
I wish u were!
samantha_durano 6
x] hahah, ohh woww.
snakrange 0
pass the whipped cream? oh wait...
psyco5000 0
wow people who say "they were of illegal age" r stupid. it's not illegal to have sex no matter what the age, as long as it isn't rape.
Lordlucian 0
94 is right as long as ones not 18 and the other younger it's legal, just dishonorable
glen12 0
errr yes it is illegal for people under 16 . the only reason y they allow minors to buy condoms and the pill is for moral reasons, if I don't supply this kid with condoms he's gonna have unsafe sex and have babies. seriously yr a seriously dumb shot for saying it isn't illegal
silentsniper441 0
that's hot
JeaanPauul 0
rofl why didn't you lock the door?
superedgar3 0
you make me horny!
M4V3R1CKR13 0
what no cherry
jetpackzach 5
that would be a sticky situation!!!! (pun intended)
asianwolf 2
did she want to join in?
jetpackzach 5
hey number 90 u should be my friend cuz ur hot
samantha_durano 6
hi friend.
jetpackzach 5
what's up?
CustomFerrari 0
I totally agree
samantha_durano 6
133: hm, not much just talking to alot of people. you?
jetpackzach 5
hanging out at my house with my friend
samantha_durano 6
awesome.
jetpackzach 5
yep...what's ur name?
samantha_durano 6
lol, samantha like my username.
fireobsessed 0
can I b a friend???
samantha_durano 6
suure why not.
jetpackzach 5
oh haha yeah I knew that.....
fireobsessed 0
can I b a friend????
samantha_durano 6
144: hahah :) and I'm guessing your name is zach.
baby_val 0
haha that'd wht my boi toy says!! lolz but I'm glad this ain't happened to me
fireobsessed 0
he'll ya
jetpackzach 5
nope Scott. haha just kidding!! yeah it is
samantha_durano 6
hahaha okay :)
fireobsessed 0
I keep gettin som antiflood protection gay thing WTF
fireobsessed 0
facbook. ur name Sam.....
samantha_durano 6
I have no facebook sorry lol.
fireobsessed 0
how don't u
samantha_durano 6
how do you? facebook's gayyy :)
jetpackzach 5
how old r u?
fireobsessed 0
if ur mom says no or somthin just mak 1 w/o tellin her....
samantha_durano 6
157: fifteen. 158: I don't likkke facebook :) that's why I don't have one ^.^
jetpackzach 5
good job I don't have facebook either!!! it's gay and I'm 14
fireobsessed 0
imm 15 2, nd it's not gay....
Shell02 0
@60 umm its whipped cream. its not flavored.
fireobsessed 0
not if u no the right ppl ;)
samantha_durano 6
lol x)
fireobsessed 0
som pix u can't argue w/
jetpackzach 5
haha
fireobsessed 0
sooo nice som ppl get it. r u guies on touches or computers??
samantha_durano 6
lmao I'm confused but okay. so wait what's a trombone?
KateeJo 0
Actually #94, there is a legal age to have sex. it varies from where you live but there is a certain age. Even if they're both the same age and it's under the legal age, they would be breaking the law.
jetpackzach 5
it's like an instrument
samantha_durano 6
167: ipod touch :)
fireobsessed 0
168 ?????
samantha_durano 6
lol thankyou 170 :)
fireobsessed 0
I hate how there's no refresh
jetpackzach 5
ur welcome Samantha! why did u wanna know? and touch
samantha_durano 6
becuase there was another fml with a trombone and people were making fun of me becuase I didn't know what it was... lmao.
jetpackzach 5
haha that's retarded
fireobsessed 0
which 1????
samantha_durano 6
hahah, I knoww huh. I have my moments x)
fireobsessed 0
Sam what state do u liv in I no somone named Sam that looks just like u
samantha_durano 6
washington, haha.
fireobsessed 0
o ok. I liv in chicag
jetpackzach 5
I live in Denver colorado
fireobsessed 0
I luv Denver
samantha_durano 6
what's a denver?
jetpackzach 5
a city...the capital of colorado
fireobsessed 0
do u snowboard
samantha_durano 6
no! I want to though.
fireobsessed 0
hey Denver guy u got a gf????
jetpackzach 5
ski ing is better!!
samantha_durano 6
lol and thanks zach :)
jetpackzach 5
haha nope almost did like 2 days ago
samantha_durano 6
lol almost? what happened?
fireobsessed 0
mines lik buy me this buy me tht let's go c a romance movie she's sooo high mantance (I hope she doesent c this)
jetpackzach 5
well I was gonna ask her out right after the only class we have together but this other guy did right before that class
fireobsessed 0
fyl, fml
fireobsessed 0
Sam u got a bf???
samantha_durano 6
oooh that sucks. I made my ex cry x) and he's 2 years older than me.
jetpackzach 5
yeah really... how old r u?
fireobsessed 0
15 and holy shit
samantha_durano 6
198: no I do not. zach: I answered this already, hehe :)
fireobsessed 0
ya wanna go out somtime (jk)
samantha_durano 6
wait why were you saying holy shit lol?
jetpackzach 5
no haha that was to the other guy
im2good25 0
oh my god ......fml comments section =/= msn!!! lol
fireobsessed 0
cause he's 2 yrs older
samantha_durano 6
hahah, I am so confused :) but okay lol.
jetpackzach 5
haha yeah. so what r u guys doin?
fireobsessed 0
what's ur #. I'll txt u
samantha_durano 6
207: ohhhhh lol. someone told me I look 18?
samantha_durano 6
zach: laying on my bed talking to you two. 210: my parents check the texts AND the number and freak when they find a different area code, sorry. they're so protective!
fireobsessed 0
delete history, sa I moved.....
samantha_durano 6
they go online, wierrrd I know. and my parents don't trust me anymore lol.
jetpackzach 5
that's sweet
fireobsessed 0
btw my name is jake
samantha_durano 6
hii Jake. I used to be madly in love with a guy named jake lmao. zach: I know huh. what are you up to?
fireobsessed 0
y dontthey trust u??? what's so sweet???
im2good25 0
Samantha talking to 2 desperate 40year olds haha
jetpackzach 5
just hanging out with my friend brad
samantha_durano 6
because I lie to much, hehe. 206: you can join us too!:)
Austino713 0
Hi mom wanna join in? OMG thatd be hilarious!!
samantha_durano 6
219: lmao, maybe but I don't really care I'm ******* bored hahah. zach: awesome.
fireobsessed 0
219 I'm 15 I'm proally gunna dump my gf tommrw
samantha_durano 6
224: whyy??
im2good25 0
224 I challenge u to prove this
fireobsessed 0
too high maintainance always wants me 2 play the guitar 2 her
Edywhite 0
you are hot
samantha_durano 6
hahah oh.
im2good25 0
@228 ty
fireobsessed 0
226 prove what whoose hot. thanx. :)
samantha_durano 6
wait, what happened to zach lmao?
fireobsessed 0
ZACH. com bakkkkkk..........
samantha_durano 6
hehe. 230: what does "ty" mean lol?
jetpackzach 5
hah yep so how is ur night goin sam?
fireobsessed 0
u no wat I'm thinkin me nd Sam should go out.......
Edywhite 0
not you sam
fireobsessed 0
(jk Sam)
samantha_durano 6
zach: it's GAY AS ****. but it's all good :) jake: uhh, no lol. what's your face: thankyou ^.^
fireobsessed 0
gay as **** what the hell.....
jetpackzach 5
why is it gay as ****?
samantha_durano 6
zach
fireobsessed 0
what do ppl call u Sam Sami samantha
jetpackzach 5
wait did u say I'm gay as ****?
samantha_durano 6
jake: all of the above. zach: no my comment got cut :( it used to say: zach
jetpackzach 5
oh haha ok thanks I'm havin fun
samantha_durano 6
lol no it keeps messing up! well it's gay cause I'm bored and my friends ditched me.
jetpackzach 5
oh why did they ditch u?
samantha_durano 6
cause they all have better friends now :(
jetpackzach 5
aww I'm sorry!!
fireobsessed 0
sorry Sami. fyl
samantha_durano 6
it's all good, I guess :( I moved so yeah they're forgetting about me. it sucks :(
fireobsessed 0
u always hav us
jetpackzach 5
oh yeah I'm sorry I've moved a lot I hate that
samantha_durano 6
mee too :( but thankyou jake and zach for caring ^.^
fireobsessed 0
ya.... well go w/ tht. ;)
samantha_durano 6
lol, huhh? sorry you lost me I'm not to bright :P lmao! we took up like three pages of just talking hehehe:)
jetpackzach 5
ur welcome!! :)
fireobsessed 0
we should go 2 a new fml
jetpackzach 5
haha yeah I know!! which one should we go to?
samantha_durano 6
hahah, hmm idk.
fireobsessed 0
the most recent. I'll b there. first comment section
samantha_durano 6
huhh?
im2good25 0
@ Samantha Ty = thank you
fireobsessed 0
nvm
jetpackzach 5
yeah not the first one too many people just stay here
fireobsessed 0
zach u hav 2 admit tht Sam is smoken hottt
samantha_durano 6
265: thankyou :D sorry I'm really bad at.. letters or whatever.
fireobsessed 0
zach
flauchmiester 0
can I lick ur nipples?
fireobsessed 0
too far
jetpackzach 5
ya Jake she is
samantha_durano 6
272: hahah, uhhhh...?
fireobsessed 0
evey1 else has 2 agree but were lik the only ones on Sam. I would b lik my bff nd **** u on the 2 date. ( jk ofcorse)
flauchmiester 0
I agree with #88
fireobsessed 0
who the hell is 88 this is the 200s
jetpackzach 5
haha yes I agree
samantha_durano 6
hahaha x)
fireobsessed 0
don't tak it personally Sam but ur damn sexy
fireobsessed 0
-everyone agrees
samantha_durano 6
lol, jake you need to calm down. but thankyou :)
jetpackzach 5
haha she's like wooooahh
fireobsessed 0
I can't type what I wanna sa cause it'll cause a lot of trouble. did u evr realise tht othr ppl can c this conversation????
samantha_durano 6
haha, no shit sherlock.
jetpackzach 5
haha yeah
fireobsessed 0
zach do u hav a fone I could txt u on????
samantha_durano 6
don't talk about me o.o
fireobsessed 0
nvm thn
samantha_durano 6
lol, I'm just kidding :)
fireobsessed 0
do u zach????
jetpackzach 5
yeah it's 3032630231
samantha_durano 6
lol zach! dumbass, everyones going to call you now lmao. and hey you put a picture up.
jetpackzach 5
I got my picture to work!
fireobsessed 0
I'll txt u tommr mornin do u no what really sux. bein a virgin
samantha_durano 6
I'm a virgin, it's not that bad :)
jetpackzach 5
haha I don't care nobodys gonna read the fifth page of comments
samantha_durano 6
lol oh okay I guess that's true hahah. I'm going to steal your glasses, btw.
fireobsessed 0
Sam do u wanna keep ur virginity????
jetpackzach 5
nope those r MINE!! haha :)
samantha_durano 6
hahahah, ohhh woww lol :)
fireobsessed 0
mine r better were arguin ovr 50 cent plastic
jetpackzach 5
haha :) u should text me sam
samantha_durano 6
lol, my parents might freakk like I said :)
fireobsessed 0
(Sam do u have big boobs or none). I no sorta like private so ya don't hav ta answer. but if u wanna...
samantha_durano 6
uhm, medium I guess? hahah. it's cause I'm hella skinny, er that's what my friends say lol.
jetpackzach 5
why would they freak? that's retarded but say I moved there from another state and I kept my old phone number
samantha_durano 6
pssh okay okay goshaa.
fireobsessed 0
if u do tht. u hav 2 txt me
samantha_durano 6
kk, what's your numbaa?
fireobsessed 0
8478481675
fireobsessed 0
what's urs Sam I don't hav txtin aftr 1000 mon - fri, till 11 on weekends u???
samantha_durano 6
I don't want to say it on this becuase i'll be stalked hahah :) but I'll text you sometimme.
fireobsessed 0
tommr mornin b4 1
samantha_durano 6
hahah, kk.
fireobsessed 0
change ur pic tommr nd I'll put 1 up
fireobsessed 0
not tht ur nt hott in tht 1 cause u did c what I said b4
nickiloo22 0
omg stfu nobody cares. takes this convo shit somewhere else. and yes, that sucks OP!
samantha_durano 6
lol wait what? I'm confused again hahaha.
fireobsessed 0
shut the hell up
fireobsessed 0
nicaloo lipstick bitchish person
skiier4life 1
haha. it's funny cuz ur a guy lickin cream off another guys nipples. lmao
fireobsessed 0
evry1 shutup
nickiloo22 0
wait.. where does it say it's a guy? I'm pretty sure it's a girl but I could be wrong!
samantha_durano 6
328: it doesn't say the gender on this one but I'm pretty sure it's a girl too lol.
nickiloo22 0
especially since the username is Hannah something haha
rohitmadan 0
sam, ur so cute ur directing all the attention off this fml ad seeing those 2 dudes drool over you is hilarious :)
Fedor_is_KING 0
FML I'm so bored I just read all seven pages of comments. And I have too say, might wanna keep these convo's private kiddies. imtoogood25, your #230 comment was the ******* LULz. Oh yeah, might wanna watch out for fireboy, he sounds pedo.
maxride82 0
was your mom freaking out??!!!
scorpio95 0
@329, you really don't know what Ty or a trombone is? lol Look it up and please talk somewhere else.
NIRVANAfan123 0
#334 exactly what i was thinking... ye she looks hot but those 2 guys r probably wanking to her right now
xlossofmex 0
All three of you are retarded. especially a 15 year old who doesn't know United Stares capitals or what a trombone is. With your brain, you are either going to be a great fast food restaurant manager or some kind of stripper / prostitute. Have fun with that. Also talk on AIM or something. No one wants to read your boring conversation except to see how much dumber the responses get .
fireobsessed 0
I don't giv a shit if u txt me it just shows u hav no life
fireobsessed 0
and how immature u r
mfmylifesrsly 30
fireobssesed is desparate and trying to smash Sam. lawl
samantha_durano 6
339: I'm not THAT stupid :(
samantha_durano 6
338: NIRVANA!!! :D :D :D
somebodyinok1 0
tards
NIRVANAfan123 0
u kno its true!
cjHidalgo 0
hi bob
snickergiggles 0
wtf
perdix 31
samantha_durano, jetpackzach and fireobsessed, I admit that I have indulged in some long off-topic convos in the past, but I have never seen anything like what you guys have done! FML has provided a lovely Private Message system that is ideal for discussing private matters one-on-one. Of course, if Sam were enjoying the threesome, she could have chatted with those guys elsewhere. Guys, it was really not smart to post your phone numbers here. If you start getting weird, awful crap via text and voice, you have only yourselves to blame. I find it ironic that while the main page of FML covers "mature" topics, the nice people of FML have taken the really "mature" ones to the special section of "Intimacy" to make it a little harder for minors to view them, and here we are in an "Intimacy" topic hijacked by minors. Please try to think when your conversation may no longer be interesting or entertaining for the general readership, it's time to go private. By the way, good job, Sam! Way to go converting the gay Zach to heterosexuality in just a few keystrokes! ;)
eastside09 0
hahah it happens to all of us ... well most of us ;) if u know wat I mean
dannytheshmoop 0
62 thts a man in ur pic are u gay??
NIRVANAfan123 0
@samantha d - wach how that fire guy is a pedo
NIRVANAfan123 0
eww-offence intended snickers
ashlynn610 12
Dude, I can't even understand what you are trying to say.
fireobsessed 0
345 FYI I dumped my (now ex) gf today
NIRVANAfan123 0
@365 we need to kno this why?
fireobsessed 0
335 was tlkin bout it
NIRVANAfan123 0
ooh.. nyway im bord now so wat happend with the sam g?
xHabsfanx 0
@ 206 agreed. Oh my...did I just agree with a leafs fan?! o.O
samantha_durano 6
369: I left because people were getting mad x)
papichulo1411 0
can I seduce you??you sure are gorgeous
georgiinaa 0
arnt you allowed to spell the word sex..pfft.
NIRVANAfan123 0
you rely care if ppl get mad at u on an fml comment page?
samantha_durano 6
378: ???? 381: hahh, kind of not really.
toni27 0
she is not hott.
NIRVANAfan123 0
383: haha wat hapened wit dose guy? u txted em? cuz ther idiots fr putting ther fone numbers on the internet
omgu8mybullet 0
ur hot
samantha_durano 6
384: I completely agree with you. 385: hahah, I know.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Whether this is an FYL or a YDI depends almost entirely on your living situation and location. Live with mum and left room door unlocked = YDI. Live on your own and mum has the key = FYL. Your next family dinner should be quite entertaining.
twinscrplayer6 0
what are you twelve?
Riyu55 0
jetpackzach looks like Justin beiber
Riyu55 0
Samantha wat part of washington do u live in.
NIRVANAfan123 0
394: justin beiber is gay like that zak kid
gham01 0
hehehe
samantha_durano 6
365: whyy??
samantha_durano 6
*395.
dot1777 0
your hot
ajrhockey5 0
371, yeah leafs suck, nice pic.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
put a lock on ur door
garrettgoshorn 0
that's a joke right??
awkwardturtley 0
Jetpackzach are you a girl or guy? I'm slightly confused because you said you did this with your boyfriend but then you're tellin this girl she's hot and your name is Zachary after all.... -_-"
Ninyah 0
you look like a boy O.o
familyscrewsupmy 0
ydi for not locking the door
shannonfeliz 0
yeah ha
xChaos 29
I'm just here to tell you that you've had the most replies I've ever seen. Congrats.
EvilTurtle 35
almost 200 replies wow
Liammg 12
at least it would have been a slightly normal thing that people usually do.
marathdamane91 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you asked her to join right?
mdiggin 0
lmfao
sublimaze 6
hot mom daughter action, the holy grail of threesomes
MXavierT 0
provided the mom isn't ugly as hell.
evolutionsfox 0
which she usually is
suppressed08 2
fml, it would have been funny if you don't live with your mom though.... *my....mom senses are tingling!*
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
I thought it was twins o.O
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
@37 ^
LforLove 0
the real fml is that it took 5 freakin pages for the #2 comment to get up!
mexicantumblewee 0
@348 seriously. ******* kiddies need to take their convos somewhere else.
hobojo11 0
winnnn
drunkandfml 11
No, just no.
marizzle18 0
hahahaha u deserved it
mmastermetallica 0
France ftw
gohabs21 0
threesomes are awesome
Fedor_is_KING 0
^I know this makes no sense, wanted to edit it but couldn't find it *Mad emoji face*
vtranchitella14 3
it doesn't just suck, it licks.
srammer99 0
montrial suck
bubblybrooke 12
oooh this is so much funnier than I thought it was, cuz I read it first as putting and not licking.. aha xD
Fedor_is_KING 0
I read it that way too #5 LOL
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
marathdamane91 2
I see what you did there
CharonTheShadow 0
ur doin it wrong
glasgowsmile 0
lmfao
fylhahahaha 0
awkward!!! at least you covered whith whipped cream! hahaha
bk_chick13 0
shit happens lock ur door next time
sykes831 0
wonderful, just what your mother wants to see you and your boyfriend doing. def fyl and your mothers life because you have certainly scarred the poor woman.