Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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trexbby 0
honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)
danipoo4u 0
Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol
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Comments (317)
Virus963 5
first
averagepurson 2
my nipples work on your mom
todo350 0
nice. my nipples can operate rocket ships
phantom956 2
omg I havta try that now
megamandude455 10
my nipples spray silk
fairyfay 0
shit happens when you're bored. LMFAOO. I tried that agesssss ago! ;D
bubbarific 0
my nipples r typin this status
Gfrigo 1
my nipples can cut diamonds.
vexxcis 0
Immature nipple jokes! wait no not today :(
Oreosbff 0
Haha wow..I just wish I knew whether OP is a woman or a man xP
tab13 0
that's nice.....
Devanthegreat 0
i just tried it and it worked ;D
nuts_in_your_fac 1
tune in Tokyo.
robertdr 0
youtube it please
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
Where did you go for vacation that you were that bored? Utah?
Lac2501 2
#38 LOL WIN!!!
YourGoinDown14 2
pics or it didn't happen =p
cbr600_fml 0
lame u can't even have fun on a vacation fyl Op
Trupe 3
I actually tried it lol.
missmurderx 8
uhmm.. I'll be right back... =P
jrkarikas 0
my nipples make me sammiches
JayColt 0
my nipples leeory jenkinsed the onixya lair... am I right or am I right?
WingsFan80 4
78 your tattoo is lame.
iamthespider 0
Well I tried it just now, and it worked but it wasn't easy. Maybe my boobs are too small or something.. And 66, circa survive is amazing i ******* love that song.
wishalf 0
hi, guys, try it with your ****, it works too
Haileyw15 0
Duuude it does work... That's fun. xD
Raleigh_bruh 7
Hailey... 0.o Not you too, lol.
GavinRoskamp 0
OMFG IT ACTUALLY WORKS. Works with your dick too.
legonut4 0
I totally tried this after reading this
skittle68 0
I wish I wasn't in public so I could try this lol
xXxbluetweetyxXx 0
wow
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
116, your taste in music is superior, my friend ;)
Anonymous123100 7
Playdough works too!
KiddNYC1O 22
tried it with my nose and chin, doesn't work
bcoolplz 1
try your tounge it works too!!
phatdaddy62 23
that's what I'm sayin' 43!
cincin75 0
Confirmed! Op told the truth, they just really works!
romskiies 0
Raleigh, you know you wanna try it bro lol
gangstalife4me 0
pictures or doesnt work
KiddNYC1O 22
^ lol
Hoogyme 0
my Wang works on my iPod touch (it probably does)
blinkythefish 1
my nipples look like milk duds
quent10 0
you should come help me with my iPhone, I've been having problems
dflip 0
it works with just about any place on your body with skin and heat. that is, everything but your hair and nails.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
my nipples shoot out spiderwebs spider nipple spider dose whatever a spider nopple dose!
abcdefghijKayla 0
did you get that from Whose Line Is It Anyway?
abcdefghijKayla 0
that was to 176 fafp
jcrev 0
how is this a status?
Yee12 0
Dude! It works! :D
iazy9 14
my dick sprays "milk"
guiltypleasure12 0
bhahahaH.
My2864 1
IKR
Shokz992 0
To all those people who are retards and do not know: Capacitive touch screens work via electrical conductivity - that is to say you can control it with anything that's conductive (as long as it's got a big enough contact area to bridge the connection between copper wires in the screen).
Romeo69 0
#88 hahaha
6blondie9 4
whoa!!! it really works!!!
6blondie9 4
229, I'm pretty sire it's heat cause when my fingers are cold I can't use my iPod anymore
ladiesman14 0
i just played TAP TAP revenge with my Wang on the iphone. but you gotta be semi hard. my gf was impressed until the sticky pre cum got on her screen. now she can think of me everytime she texts or puts up to her face.
silentsniper441 0
what if it's a guy
ladiesman14 0
ugh your right i hope her 2 younger brothers or her parents or friends or strangers dont use that phone.
mspencer809 3
137- I'll work with your dickkk.
Cupcak3splzz 0
lolz. that comment made my day ^-^
ladiesman14 0
omg it works with your balls too. i just teabagged my gf's iphone. i deserve an award. the NUTtiest fml iphone user award.
twirliegirlie 0
38- WINNER!!
LaitsGo 0
haha!
KGirl123 3
in soviet Russia the iPhone works on your nipples
Shokz992 0
234 - Trust me, it's not heat. I can't explain why some people can't control it as well when their hands are cold, but it still works fine with me in that situation and I can use ice cold metal to control it too. It's called a capacitive touch screen, not a heat sensing one.
tech42er 0
dude, why didn't you try that on your OWN iphone? especially if you decide to use it to browse the web ;)
chelzy 0
it works!!! cool!!!! and yeah. I'm a girl. and 74 is a win.
dinosaurraper 0
it works with the back of my nails
adriane209 0
lol I just tried it and i think my nips are defective.
cars819 0
dude I just tried that! so cool!
FYourLifeGamble 0
Way to ruin the idiots fun (thus putting them back in our way while we are driving).
CCrunner2 0
I feel like so many people are gonna try that now
emilymaeve 8
It's because there isn't as much conductivity as less blood etc is sent to the extremities
trexbby 0
honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)
mattman1994 0
today, my mom walked in in my attempting to prove this FML... FML
djbrooke12345 0
hahahaha win
lenavis 0
more like fail xD
12luck34 0
hahahahaahahahaa ;)
alleyx3 0
lol niiiicee(;
im_awesome_123 0
Haha thats so EPIC
toxicxflower 0
I know right? I just tried it. haha
lewser 0
you used ur nipple? i thought girls could only do it.
12luck34 0
And.......why would you try that???
JayColt 0
my pengina hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thorfinntheassri 0
**** ON A TOUCH SCREEN WIN :D
crazydude722 0
cuz she feeeeeels like it
people_annoy_me 23
It's called boredom, #3
danipoo4u 0
Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol
crowbar87 0
pics please
xLittleMissPinkx 5
Lol same here. Glad I'm not the only one XD
imissmyself 0
awesome. You got pepporoni ****?
anniieeeee 0
LOOOOL, i should try that :D
Darko21 5
Let me know how it works out. XD
paolayupp 6
it works. Just sayin
shyguy623 0
were you in flipping Alaska ??!? or your slick new ipjone just turns you on? ;) I heard they vibrate
peppermintazn 0
that's funny
redtigerlily 5
Lol I discovered that ages ago ;)
misticajune 0
haha,.I've tried my cats paw
shy84 0
that's just amazimg