Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
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originaljosh 11
Did you throw up when you hit the floor? we need to know!
Tiana252 3
hope you feel better
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Comments (46)
Tiana252 3
hope you feel better
noah_1234 24
well, can't blame the dog...
redstone7693 29
try keeping a bowl by your side man, it really helps
originaljosh 11
Did you throw up when you hit the floor? we need to know!
Onyxdragon 9
I think he just popped, like a zit
604 11
That bitch!!
zdane 9
I can only imagine what the dog did to u next
FmyL6 19
Dog is love... @_@
beefsteak07 12
@_@ Dog is life
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Good doggy! Lol wanna treat?...
Journiexo 18
The imagery this gives me is quite amusing
nikkipettyfer 24
That picture in my head was too funny
pptm 13
Cute Dog
kuzya92 9
Not cute if it's not trained properly
iamatoadkisser 15
My cat did something like that.. I just got to where I could walk normal on my sprained ankle and she tripped me and now I'm walking funny again... Sometimes the love of are blessed pets hurts lol
gantoman 13
How weak do you have to be to be tackled by a ******* cat?
iamatoadkisser 15
She just tripped me and she's a savannah so she isn't exactly little
TheMathMajor 26
Cats tend to dart in front of feet sometimes, it's pretty easy for them to trip someone. On an unrelated note, please don't buy savannah cats :( interbreeding domesticated and wild animals is bad for both the cats they breed together, for the hybrid offspring and the for the owner. They are exploited to make breeders money, and there is no others reason to breed a hybrid cat. Hybrid domestic/wild cat breeds are NOT domestic animals and have aggressive tenancies and needs that can't be met from living in someone's home. Okay I'm done with my PSA, sorry guys. That issue just hits me close to home and a lot of people are ignorant about it.
iamatoadkisser 15
I am very aware of inbreeding so I took my time to find a cat that wasn't... Her pedigree goes back 4 generations. She is also one of the sweetest and well tempered cats I have ever had! But I do love the fact that you know your stuff as well!
iamatoadkisser 15
I also know a lot of people with Savannah's and I have never heard or seen a problem their all very sweet but with a lot of energy and people need to remember that... Thank you for your input though
TheMathMajor 26
Yes a hybrid cat can be sweet and sometimes never have behavior issues especially if they are fairly far generationally from the serval. My main concern is for the wild serval that they breed with a domestic cat. It's hard to tell what kind of conditions the breeder keeps the wild cat in (or whoever owns the serval) which have very different needs from a pet animal. People want exotic pets because, yeah, they are really cool animals, but they often don't think about how that serval living in someone's basement and eating cat food isn't getting the life it deserves. Buying savannahs just perpetuates the exploitation of wild animals.
Bloink 25
your dog should try out for a football team