Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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jaylinquent 0
maybe she screamed because it was too small
JoshTheMaggot 8
Ydi that is soo funny. but don't do that crap in her moms house. what if she walled in on you taking the pic.
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Comments (115)
Dopeyrox 0
y would ur gf want ur little dick as her background anyway??
c00lsk8erboi 7
what does comment moderated mean?
JoshTheMaggot 8
Ydi that is soo funny. but don't do that crap in her moms house. what if she walled in on you taking the pic.
JoshTheMaggot 8
damn it my first has been stolen sorry
afarr 0
why? shawie?
pipp360 0
she was shrieking out of laughter because his package is so tiny
Bananaaa_fml 0
hahahahaha
cindebaby 0
lmfao
fmlbtard 0
lolol american pie 5 naked mile.. took a shit in llaundry
MoonyIce 0
Wow. That's tasteless, no matter WHO it was going to. YDI for thinking your girlfriend would want that or think it was funny.
kittykat52810 0
how do u know it wasn't humor, just cause you would get mad doesn't mean she would, still ydi
lilemmy55 10
I would actually enjoy it... But thats just me :3
anela_fml 0
I hope they beat you
imjustbeth 0
hahahhaah for sure.
RageYDI 0
she secretly loved it.
razorp 0
her mom saved the pic huh!
jaylinquent 0
maybe she screamed because it was too small
Metallica139 0
lol
bmxx 0
no if it was too small she woulda laughed, so it had to be like a foot or more long which made her scream
bhangu023 0
maby she was just shocked cuz it was so small
EMTchic 14
You're a little bit late with that one . . .
LittleMissNaught 0
I would be more worried about when she gets over the shock/surprise/nausea? and forwards it to all her mates!!!! (and she will)
erjaguam 0
SAD! this is funny though. my boyfriend did the same thing to me except he used his own phone and showed me his pictures. but you lol! you knew they have the same phone. YDI
Wooddaver 0
******* win! you should've told her "objects may appear smaller than actual size" oh and for the record, pics of boobs= funny, pics of vag= hot, pics of ****= gross
caticaticati 3
No, no. Pics of boobs = hot, pics of vag or **** = gross. Neither of those are physically appealling.
The_Norwegian 2
Fail.. :)