Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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rosie981 3
Awkward......
Capt_Oblivious 10
If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
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DestroyerPuppy 0
I use my penis sometimes.
iriskwon 1
U must have one tiny dick. =_=
AliCat18 12
hahaha, your mom sounds interesting! At least she was not masterbating to **** or something!
reaganomics 6
I wonder how many people tried this after reading this fml.....
wittygirl 8
Your mom is epic
Ace92Combat_fml_fml 4
Haha did it work?
rae_munchkin 6
I wonder how many with iPhones will try after reading this to see if it's possible.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Typingg with nippplescv is hard.
thericcanator 4
Was she having a hot flash
ryguy7878 8
Cool
jmu2011 6
You just can't make that shit up!