Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
TMI FML
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Weird family
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Get a look at this
Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
My eyes!
Today, I was on the phone with an Apple advisor, who helped me back up data to my computer using remote assistance. As we did, every file transferred showed up with a real-time preview. All of a sudden, the nude selfies I forgot about rolled in. He immediately shouted, “OH WOW.” It wasn’t a good “wow” either. FML
Forever in our hearts
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Top comments
olpally 33
Brain bleach! Lots of it, now!
Juneyah1017 9
So what! She breast fed you, it wasn't the first time you saw em.
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Comments (65)
ViRepz 28
Time to find her a bf.
lolasains 7
Well I assume she doesn't take topless photos for herself so she probably has a boyfriend
ViRepz 28
Or shes saving them to get a boyfriend.
ViRepz 28
Well op never showed us the pictures?
slappygecko 21
No, time to find her a top.
smc3106 25
Time for payback! Lol
raddybear 11
What a waste of first comment
Welshite 40
What a waste of forty-fourth comment. ...and so the chain of ridiculous comment bashing continues...
Zimmington 21
Op should know that sharing is caring
soccerstar1996 18
Getting buried 3 consecutive times? Number 1 I think it's time to stop thread jacking
olpally 33
Brain bleach! Lots of it, now!
shibeep 12
Dude id might as well clean my ears out with a bullet
Axipiter 24
... What?
Falassalond 16
Do kitties count as brain bleach?
Damned_Architect 25
Kitties are one of the only things that can work to alleviate the pain of seeing a naked parent.
Deresius 12
#50 No.
Verst 16
Go to Eyebleach(dot)com
Sputnikspak 13
It would creep me out to get a naked picture of my mother, because that would be in a sexual context, but I've seen her naked enough times (she had cancer, I had to bathe her and dress her at her worst for like two months) that THAT part isn't creepy. If she wanted to pose for an art thing or whatever? Wouldn't bother me. There are burlesque pictures of me on the Internet - professional photographer.
pbonham 22
Ahhh, gotta love technology but sometimes it's too advanced for our own good...
Cleu 12
Technology, has it gone too far????
gracehi 33
On the bright side, the government computerized defense system hasn't become self-aware and turned on mankind...yet.
Uramonkey 11
51 - I dunno bro why don't you go write an essay on it.
ligerzero459 24
We just haven't tried to kill it yet. Just wait
PterodactylMan 23
Ouch, that sucks
Poppy8127 15
Why did this get so many dislikes?
Uramonkey 11
86 - Because OP was not in physical pain and there was absolutely no sucking of any kind involved. The comment was completely irrelevant to the FML. That MUST be why I just can't think of any other reason :/.
skrillexx62 12
how lovely :~)
Posthuman 26
Actually no, it's not.
Ari1337 15
yes. it is lovely. op, care to forward those pics?
IStoleTheCookies 16
The beauty of iCloud, makes you remember images you thought you'd deleted.
Wizardo 34
"Mental Floss - I should invent this" - Wizardo
Juneyah1017 9
So what! She breast fed you, it wasn't the first time you saw em.
IStoleTheCookies 16
#8 She might not of breastfed, but i understand your point
TotomatoJr 9
That's completely different. As a baby you don't know any better. Suck boob, get milk. Baby Logic. But as you grow older you're less and less exposed to that nature. Think of it like this: Would you be comfortable being naked in the presence of you mom? Seeing as though she's already seen your shamallamadingdong.
Wizardo 34
Yeah I doubt anyone would remember being breastfed seeing as though it happens most likely in the first year of your life but I get your point, boobs are boobs, get over it.
TheDrifter 24
I fail to see how having been breast fed makes it better, those boobs were decades younger than they are now, not nearly as wrinkly.
evilplatypus 39
8 - Assuming your mother didn't have a c-section, you were in her vajayjay at one point - I doubt you'd ever want to go back in. Your logic fails.
Juneyah1017 9
I'm getting positive likes, so you fail 42.
Enslaved 38
Really? Comparing glancing at boobs to re-entering her ******? Seems extreme.:P
yankeesfancg 13
Shamalamadingdong I LOVE IT!
ThePK 5
"It's just a taste of things to come, honey. Yours are gonna end up like this, too." -Mom
gracehi 33
I can't believe you people took 8's comment seriously. You know this is a humor site, right?
bikramkohli 11
Note to self: remove Mom from my iCloud account.
alwayswinning123 7
That's a mental image no son/daughter should see