Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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rosie981 3
Awkward......
Capt_Oblivious 10
If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
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alival 12
What's the problem with using fingers?
ty1992_farmlife 12
Nothing's wrong with fingers, jus wants to try something new
Futacy 30
Giggity!
Chad_the_Brony 0
Do you know how fun it is trying to use your iPhone with different parts? I know, and many other people, that you can type with your tongue.
kristat 14
Ewwww that's such a bad idea! There are more germs on a cell phone than a toilet seat (so I've heard).
xeldawyn 14
I like to text with my nose
xxanotherstarxx 3
that totally just made my morning
mimeshadow 1
Did she manage to do it? Lol
SauceySarah 30
So.. Does it work?
Clubkicker_fml 0
Taking sexting to a whole new level
suavesuave 2
I don't see a problem here that's hot!
ifuckmonsters 5
Sexting taken literally.
DarkStarTheFirst 9
LOL mabey she was just trying new things