Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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Top comments
earlytermination 34
Knock first?
iAlissa 34
Multitasking at its finest.
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earlytermination 34
Knock first?
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
OP never specified she barged into his moms room, this could have been in the sitting room/kitchen!
UhHuhHoney 20
Who the hell does that IN THE KITCHEN?
clemsi 20
11 Isn't that where women are supposed to be? In between making sandwiches and doing the dishes she just didn't have time to go to the bathroom. ( sarcasm)
brownapple 22
#6 Well it says OP is a guy. Which is quite disturbing. I'm not trying to say that if OP was a girl it would have been okay but its probably more disturbing as a guy.
rt_lilmstar 21
Not disagreeing with you here, but also if the OPs mom was on the phone he might've thought it was okay to enter since (usually) people don't casually chat while changing tampons
smackaroonial 20
Even if she was chatting on the phone, who doesn't knock before walking into a bathroom with a closed door, or a bedroom with a closed door? I find it highly unlikely that the mom was chilling in the living room or kitchen.
NinjaDitto623 14
No one ever said the door was closed, she may have been changing her tampon in her bedroom with the door wide open.
iAlissa 34
Multitasking at its finest.
Galym3d3 18
Brain bleach may need to be used on this one.
slackerjoe 22
I cant stand it when people say to use ''brain bleach''. as if there were such a thing. it would be nice but it's not a thing. it never will be, just STOP PLEASE!
fakedsincerity 32
I need some brain bleach to remove your whiny comment from my mind #50.
lovethatstach 18
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lovethatstach 18
**** whoever flagged me for my comment. youre a dumb **** who cant fight your own battles.
Astrobomb 21
so?
Schala360 27
And that Charlie Brown is why we knock first
unfuqnreal 15
This has a sequel where i wonder if mum kisses em night right after dad copes a heada ?
onlychildFTW 34
Am I the only one having an incredibly hard time figuring this one out?
tigerzroze 16
No you are not, I have no clue what #7 is saying.
ocapi_fml 11
Once I walked in on my mom casually slipping a black ***** so large it had a handle underneath her bed. Sometimes mental images can never be erased.
tigerzroze 16
That's mentally scaring alright. Did she at least put you in therapy afterwards?
Mynamewontfi 40
Reminds me of when I had to get some asparine and opened the wrong nightstand on my parents room and found several toys. I stood like a deer caught in the headlights, screaming "nooooo" internally.
RedPillSucks 33
was it steely Dan, or steely Tyrone?
trevorr_16 25
Brain bleach?
UhHuhHoney 20
Human nature, try not to over think about it.
duduv2 20
You need to suppress that image lol