Anonymous
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
thesadone
United States
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
fsdjhgasjlhg
Cairns, Australia
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
masterzach21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Top comments
rosie981 3
Awkward......
Capt_Oblivious 10
If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
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Comments (336)
lifeisbullshiz 3
ummm can we say awkward...
ILoveEggnog 7
Awkward.
GasMaskKid13 0
#1 already did...
GasMaskKid13 0
Number 1 already did..
ninjuh_wingman 29
this is going to leave a very awkward image in your head if she texts you
babiebuntin 7
:O I wanna try that! ;)
Jovecove 13
Get sum!
nanaprincess 7
don't hate. that shit works lol
bigalbreault 0
Done that
brown4lifejot 1
Arent you a guy o_O
brown4lifejot 1
No shit, but if he has man boobs he'll be able to see the screen, if not, texting with you nipples if your a guy can be very hard.
walktowardslight 33
...A conversation I had never imagined I would ever read.
alival 12
206- you know this because?
OnlyOnFML 0
It must have been very cold for that to work o.O
krladygator3 7
Or she was just so horny
samfalk39 0
Moms want to have fun too!
mnmolino 14
Fettish?
lolfish1337 4
Good spelling *golf clap*
mnmolino 14
Hey don't look at me, my iPod has a messed up spell check....
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh great, nothing worse than callous nipples. Tell her to stop.
lajaynay 15
Just shield your eyes and walk away... Quickly.