Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Top comments
rosie981 3
Awkward......
Capt_Oblivious 10
If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
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smashmaster52 0
Musta been chilly
jdmkid23 0
she must have some pointy nips
greenglasses 5
Haha what dis she say?
KiddNYC1O 22
She uses them to precisely open the one-line FMLs.
smashmaster52 0
It must have been chilly :)
kohler9429 2
How would you swype with that?
juneashleighb 0
I wonder what her excuse was
Isle23 5
You probably don't want to see what she was writing...
Justin23L 2
People do the weirdest things when they're alone
getxbent 0
I LOVE YOUR MOM.