Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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ktsthrlnd 3
Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?
flockz 20
having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.
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ktsthrlnd 3
Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?
dolphincheddar 10
Zip your pants back up you weren't naked. And anyone with a brain doesn't try that with other people in the house
CattyPurry 0
YDI for trying to pull a "quickie" with other people in the house. you two must be really bad at sex if you didn't think anyone would notice or hear.
Sniff_N_Tickle 4
What's wrong with doing it when other people are in the house?? I do that all te time and still haven't got caught. They just had an unlucky break.
AaronTkr 0
you freaked and jumped in the closet? not like you got anywhere. you were both fully clothed. takes 2 seconds to zip your pants up.
worldcupcheer17 0
why didn't you jump into the shower instead?
dolphincheddar 10
Masturbating doesn't count 27
R34luver 5
why dint he just say he wuz using the restroom and that way you could formulate a bettef escape route and still have the quickie
hatepineapple 14
@56, I'm 6'1'' and I easily fit in my bathroom closet. Not all closets look the same.
sarcasticbitch 7
There is nothing wrong with doing it while parents are in the house if you have a good excuse. A perfect excuse for the OP would be 'I wanted to go to Narnia' problem solved!
chuckychan 8
It’s OK to put us in a three-way It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
cblt2007 0
you should have hid in the closet and when he opened it up jumped out at him and tried to scare him. act like it was ur plan the whole time :D
Jvr91 8
Should have said you were playing hide 'n seek
kelsey_katie 17
I'm 6ft, and I don't fit in my bathroom closet! I have a small closet-_-
celticsfan69 0
Haha that's always fun
chuckychan 8
am i really the odd one out when i say that i havent tried to fit myself into my bathroom closet?
drzhottie148 0
I'm I the only odd one to say I don't have a bathroom closet
p3t3rrrn 0
I don't either! I'm with ya!
nicklenz 2
I haven't tried either :D though i don't know if i count because there's a box. But i haven't :D
chuckychan 8
I don't either I just really didn't want to feel super unnormal
chuckychan 8
I don't either I just really didn't want to feel super unnormal
VeroAnne 11
Why didn't you just say you were using the bathroom and give your girl time to sneak out? But anyways YDI for doing it when your parents are home and awake ontop of that.
Ugi 27
Edit - sorry wrong place. Please ignore me.
margie2194 12
Threesome? :D you know you want to. It's his STEP father.
hahopps 4
._. I've done it with other ppl in the house and haven't got caught... But u gotta be tricky ;]
Nemmycakes 3
Most people wouldn't notice, it's bad luck
taylornicole97 8
Imagine the look on her face when his dad looked in the closet. hahaha'
rulerofwow 0
-note to self: get better at playing hide and go seek-
comment11111 39
as long as she wasn't naked at that time ;)
hiyourcute 0
Surprise!
genesisnirvana 11
I would have loved to hear OP's excuse.
jren207 24
Or seen their face!
eminemchick 19
33 u have a really fitting picture with your comment
eminemchick 19
*never mind you just changed it. damn.
jren207 24
43, I'm glad you took the time to admire my face.
eminemchick 19
63 no problemxD and u changed it back again so everyone knows what im talking about! now i can rule the world, right? right?? *pelted with thumbs down*
ReptarSwag 4
OP could have zipped up there pantS and pretended to be looking at something on her boyfriends skin
jonn090 13
I would have continued doing it even if the family walks in
kiddo42 10
That's a funny story, don't worry, they'll eventually forget it.
getviolated 5
Also it's his step dad, so he can scream "YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER" and run out crying
talhakr 3
Get a room!
genesisnirvana 11
They did.They went into a bathROOM
greekgal44 14
obviously they did..
ShyAnn29 15
Sadly, the wrong room!
EvilPotato 15
Get a better room.
vballchck 0
you should have jumped in the bath tub and pulled the curtain.
omgcookeys 15
My bath has a glass sliding door, I don't think that would work for me. :3
itsbritneybixchh 0
^ then duck down?
flockz 20
having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.
tsim_fml 0
unless your proving a point
Sun_Kissed18 25
maybe it was their only option?
akayc32 0
150, if it was their only option maybe they shouldn't be having sex.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Like you were never horny at 16
Black_Letter 19
@7, You should try to reword your comments next time, that could be read two different ways
THETRAIN 0
Unless it's with the parents
Laterial 3
Just tell him you were playing hide and seek
Ghostkiller12345 9
Naked hide and seek?
NomNomNomNommm 4
She wasn't naked. She only said they unzipped their pants.
Ghostkiller12345 9
right didnt see that 1 thx for correcting me
KiddNYC1O 22
It's okay to get creative, though.
jren207 24
At least he didn't go to put shit in the toilet.
raydaly 5
like sum1 put on your face
jren207 24
38, I have no idea what the hell you're on about.
allstar10 6
Im dying to know what OP's step-father had to say, and especially what OP and his girlfriend had to say! :)
jacob12311 4
The girlfriend posted this not the boyfriend, it's not her step father it's his, TONTA!!!!!!!!!
Igor_g5 0
OP is a girl. The stepfather is her boyfriends step dad.
jelleed98 0
why not hide in the shower?
hiyourcute 0
Maybe the shower has glass doors... And why would she expect him to go in the closet?
raydaly 5
haha I did similar at my gfs I jumped out window :/ it was wrth it :) (1st storey)
Person1233 13
At least it's not a real dad - only a step-dad. *awaits flame*