Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
lpecac 6
What's wrong with a guy using a hair straightener?
Zmeilerr 22
Only you..
lolahszdope 0
he wants to know how it feels like to be you ...
Zmeilerr 22
******* comment bug!!!
flickyourbic1223 7
psshhh who wouldn't, she's awesome. lol
SirEBC 7
Well, OP, guys straightening their hair isn't really such a-HOLY SHIT, YOUR PANTIES? Dump his ass.
holymolybro 0
Straightener didn't straighten him I guess. Well, have fun.
intheboot 0
lol
FudgeInMyLife 3
Time to get rid of your "Girlfriend" and get a boyfriend haha
EnaBoC 5
Ummm...maybe your panties are comfy? lool I dunno
Blixten 0
I just wounder was it hotpants or thong or just plain normal ones?
Emili_ho69 0
one word "****"
ObeyTheSnarf 0
Don't worry OP, most transvestites are straight. :)
kittycatman2 3
Think on the bright side OP. Now you have more in common. If you could just get him into some "SHOES". Some $300 SHOES. You could play dress up before you play undressup. FTW. All my love peace and chicken grease. #Funnythat