Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
genesisnirvana 11
What the hell kind of household do you live in?!
dani212 0
She's scarred for life no matter what she does now...
WIZchild 0
This probably happens in west virginia alot but where u went wrong is telling a million ppl
eminemchick 19
At least he's well-endowed. ..or was it a boner? o.0
Keyman1212 14
Well actually you didn't have to notice, you control the direction of your eyes.
sunlovinmama 1
There's this thing called peripheral vision and our eyes take in a lot of info in a split second. She can choose not to keep looking but probably it was too late by the time her brain realized what she had seen. A horrible image forever burned in her mind
iLOLatURpain69 7
It would be nice to know if OP was a guy or girl.
Finn_the_human 5
It's only weird if you get a boner.
Keyman1212 14
If you realized that your family was walking around naked, then don't look at your family members? You can hear them approaching.
nero9112 4
@18- The kind of home were people are free to walk naked. Did you not read the FML?
twlghtgrl 0
People normally don't do things like this in west virginia
dukefan302 4
Do you have a hot mom or sister...if so I might wanna visit
ToughGirl 0
yup got that right!! people are actually very well mannered in WV.
plasmicmac 6
76-if you live in west Virginia, then I'm glad.
michaelscott23 7
keyman1212, just quit trying to be funny. You're not. Judging by your bio you a giant douchebag.
SirMoose 0
******* hell guys it's her brother not a pedophile. It's not that bad at all. Grow up guys. You all aren't 6 anymore.
iluvboobies 9
OP, did he have a glowing arrow pointing down painted on his torso?
tylenol123 0
There is no way your a nuclear propulsion engineer. Id believe that you might be a purple jacket (refueling for those who dont know) but thats the highest level. Put a shurt on, how are you gonna tell people off with an ego like that??? Piss off
Friaza 29
People are simply people, the specific location of where they live doesn't mean a thing.
badluckattack238 0
1000 mb of info, to be exact. :)
varkey 7
That's disgusting. He was walking around in front of all of you guys like that?? And your parents do it too?? No matter what gender you are, that would SUCK. FYL @144: I'd rather see a pedophile than a family member nude... it's just strange. What kind of f***ed up people expose themselves to blood relations?
FlavaMash 1
wtf is wrongwith ur life
genesisnirvana 11
That's one messed up life.
lmfaoloool 0
If i saw my brothers package my eyes would have been scarred for life .
flavboarder 9
My cousins friend lives with his dad and they walk around naked sometimes when my cousin at their house
DailyTrollSlayer 4
His parents! Haha
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
glutgyoogle 6
Then scream "CHODE!"
jkamme54 2
Funny
Lennes 12
Ask him if he's cold.
Lennes 12
Ask him if he's cold.
GuitarFail123 9
epic win.^^ from a tiny fellow.
2ndSucks 15
Walk around naked tomorrow. I'm sure he'll kick the habit once he has to see your rack and vj for a bit. ;)
borkchop1992 15
maybe she is his step sister making it more comfortable to look
hailphire130 0
43-Are you trying to start a porno?
TheBlackCops 0
Only if you want to 45.
Pyroaid 11
Do you realise how awkward it would be if he got hard?
jaff23 11
Set the fire alarm off. Then the lock the doors.
gymbabey7 3
what?
fatgirllovesfml 0
Omg you look like that girl in grudge...spooky;s
YayFlameWarz 9
Well does he now know your tit size? Only fair.
personThingy 13
You don't need to see a girl naked to see how big her **** are.
meintx 9
It never said naked. It said half naked. So probably in underwear. No big deal.
Jdeluxh 12
Nope, it definitely said naked.
meintx 9
Oops, I miss read it. Naked? That is weird. Sucks to live at your house. I'd start sleeping over at friends more.
azurewave 6
There was probably a 360 in there.
SW500 13
What?
Squirrelx 5
Hahaha. Wooow, I hope this is a sarcastic comment...
charger73 0
non sense
Alexisthebestest 16
...personal experience I'm guessing?
poppinblue 9
That's messed up.. Definitely consider getting your own place
GuitarGeek44 3
Why are they doing that? You should only do that if you live alone
jatori_loves 0
Or with your significant other :)
DirtyPicture_fml 0
Lmao walk around nude for a day .
ihasbrains 10
If that happened her brother would probably call all his friends over, lol.