Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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iHateThisLife 10
hahahah, guess u both can share one closet space and clothes like BFF's
scottac898 0
my gf resintly cuaght me doing this and she said she wont tell anyone if i dress in girl clothes for a year i live with her i agreed so every morning i have a thong bra and ever little asserserie on me even nail poliah and tampons comment what you think so i can shhow your comment to my gf
boobyhill 0
i guess he's not so secretive now, is he
princesschelsae 0
yuck. dump him
Miss_Random 0
You know what Kay, you are right. No one says a thing when women wear mens clothing/underwear. No one makes distasteful jokes. A girl who is a tomboy isn't concidered a creep or a perv or gay. Well, some people will assume a tomboy is gay, but overall we accept tomboys. Or rather, people are not as uneasy or misunderstanding of tomboys. Hell, a lot of women magazines encourage women to wear mens or their boyfriend/husbands clothes. But when a man decides to wear womens clothing, whatever it is, he is automatically labled as gay or a creep or a perv and so on. I would like to apologize for my previous comment too. It was in bad taste. I didn't think of the double standard until someone pointed it out.
RainbowHeadache 2
Most boys I know straighten their hair. I've never thought anything of it. I even help them straighten it on occasion. Wearing my panties would be another story but I would probably ask what he was doing before I got weirded out by it. He could maybe have a legit reason for it? I'd hope. haha
kidd28 0
Wow some crazy shit
heavyt 0
Do not go back to look a 3rd time...
ForeverPunk 0
hair thing isn't that bad, but think your boyfriend might be a cross dresser lol.
rattusrattus 19
Hot. But get him his own knickers. Sharing them is gross.
verysuperphail 0
YDI For dating a tranny