Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
DocBastard 40
Edit: my comment was nearly identical to Boners'. I am shamed.
Anonymous123100 7
aww..two great minds think alike though :).
3yellowzebras 19
April fools???
3yellowzebras 19
April Fools???
FudgeInMyLife 3
Time to get rid of your "girlfriend" and get a boyfriend.
cptmorgan15 2
Do you post everything twice, just written a little different?
FinnaHolla 0
YDI for choosing him as your boyfriend
toshinx 0
well, it ain't that bad. you found yourself a new sister.
crzymxican 0
fag..
sourgirl101 29
I wear my husband's boxers all the time but somehow I don't think it's the same thing.(: I would have busted into the room singing "Let me see that thong!!!!!"
RedPillSucks 33
Wearing that thong wearing that thong. Feels so right, it can't be wrong.
zargon 1
Please, I want a good answer for this: Why isn't it the same thing? Society accepts the one but not the other even though they're really the exact same thing. There's nothing wrong with crossdressing or non-cis-gender identities, or just being curious, or whatever this case happens to be. Nor is this event remotely indicative of sexual orientation. This isn't remotely an FML for the OP, but it definitely is for OP's boyfriend for having such a judgmental and unsupportive SO.
Jizwold 0
219 you lose please turn in ur man badge at the nearest mam station
Dallyni 22
straightening his hair not so bad, the panties however..,,
Pizzamaster 0
He was probably straightening more than just head hair. Better get new equipment LOL