Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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Top comments
underpaid011 0
take a shit on the hood of his car, or pee in the gas tank. that will be a good prank! check your employment agreement and company policy. such short notice might be a violation, giving you legal options or footing to negotiate a severance package. a deal is a deal.
ILoveEggnog 7
April Fools Day can suck it.
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Comments (56)
ElectricGhost_fml 5
:o that sucks!!!!!
MissBunny25 0
haha I'm sorry miss Jackson... ooh, I am forreaaal. *clears throat* anyways, YDI for your whale-like laugh, OP.
impregnator 0
pack your things and just come back right before closing time. u know what to do. ask him 4 another chance.
fyro01 4
Haha! Where did an old outcast song come from? LOL
tulsafml 0
Miss bunny! yur back:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol
MissBunny25 0
fluffy puppy :DDD
bootzilla_fml 0
that had to suck
ILoveEggnog 7
April Fools Day can suck it.
powerslave117 0
well couldn't he politely ask you to leave instead of swearing? what a douche
funnyFMLSplz 0
has anyone noticed almost every comment has april fools in them and it's not a joke? .. I hate April fools no point to it
joe_says_so 0
wow. it will be over tomorrow. I don't like tella tubbys, April fools!
misa08 0
im sorry
broccoli2 0
"Shit."
iDrejer 0
Ouch that sucks, would be awesome april fools thru :D
gTz133769 0
First. P.S. YDI
FinnaHolla 0
Probably apart of the April Fool's joke. I'm sure when you go back to work the next day, you guys will just laugh it off over a cup of coffee :D
TheDrifter 24
The next day? The op is likely packing as we speak. There is no tomorrow at that job.
FudgeInMyLife 3
Easy fix, just tell everyone at work that your boss slept with their wives as a April Fools joke ha
FudgeInMyLife 3
Easy Fix, you just have to tell everyone in your work that your boss slept with their wives as a " April Fools Joke" haha
notquite69 0
If the department can run with only half the people, you guys weren't doing much.
Autoshot 9
/agree
FarSide 23
HAS to be a government department.