Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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EmoKami 21
Maybe it's his. lol
pjsr 33
If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'
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pjsr 33
If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'
usedletterboard 7
Maybe his mother is bringing him provisions that he can't afford for some reason, potentially because of house payments.
GamingTroller101 12
What if... he lives in his mother's house?
DMC0821 19
Or maybe he has another girlfriend and she likes it when he calls her "Mommy"
SoloAutotunE 17
Good ol oedipus rex
SuckShitDie 10
LMFAO!!
Justkidding100 41
if he doesn't live with his mom I cannot see how that leaves him any better off, if anything that's just creepier...
icefishbaby 14
What if his mom lives far away and had come into town to visit him? It's not that unreasonable that she might spend the night, and it's easy to accidentally leave something like that behind if you're careless. It's a bit awkward for everyone, But I don't think it would make him creepy.
sturschaedel 27
She could also live close by and do his laundry and hers got mixed in. Would make it significantly less creepy, but doesn't make him any better boyfriend material.
hardcorefan16 22
Wow that's disturbing if you think about it.
The_Avatar 22
Judging from your title it looks like you've already made the right choice here. Good for you.
cornyrob 33
OMG, it could be from an ex girlfriend for crying out loud!
cornyrob 33
Laundry mix-up? Mommies gotta feel sexy, . too!
Shinybaconplays 17
Fifth
AcieMcG 21
The location explains it all...
Jayms_fml 32
Ha! Was gonna post the same comment. You beat me to it. ;)
EmoKami 21
Maybe it's his. lol
DelugeandDrought 7
If miraculously, he wasn't lying, I would be very disturbed any time I heard, "I love you mom!" for quite a while. Hell, just thinking about this makes me not want to hear anyone use that line for a while.
nodeathtoall 19
Ungrateful child, call your mom and tell her you love her
Mylehz 13
If there was panicking involved he was most likely lying. Leaving you two options, it's another girls thong... or it's secretly his and he has a secret life you don't know about.
RichardPencil 32
That's worse than blurting out it was your sister's! Oedipus, schmoedipus! Just as long as he loves his mother.