Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
Zmeilerr 22
I had faith that I wouldn't see any "GAY!!!" or "FAG!!!" comments. I really had faith. I should've known better.
TheDrifter 24
You did? You should have known the transvestite boyfriend would bring out those responses.
Rachel_D_001 4
wow I guess he's more of a girl than you.
Rachel_D_001 4
time you got rid of the " girlfriend " and got yourself a boyfriend.
notquite69 0
Next you'll catch him shoving tampons up his ass.
brunette427 3
Using your straightner isn't bad but panties...yes bad. I wear my boyfriends boxers as well but it is not the same.
muchagente 5
this is because acting female-ish is considered as a downgrade. being a woman is a downgrade, that's what 64 thinks. sorry for you, 64. i guess you will stay a woman for the rest of your life.
sourgirl101 29
138 What? I have no clue what you're trying to say. Why are you speaking for 64 as if you know how she thinks. And I plan on staying a woman the rest of "my" life! A female wearing boxers and a male wearing panties are only the same if it's done for the same reason. Ex: many girls wear their husband's/boyfriend's boxers because they are comfortable and can look extremely sexy. If the OP's BF's reason is similar then I see no reason for it to be an FML but it did pass so there is a problem here. Personally, I would get a kick out of seeing my husband wear my panties.(: Too bad he wouldn't fit.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
exactly! ...wait everyone doesn't do this?
MissBunny25 0
yeah, we know you have, boners. doc has pictures to prove it.
playboyintown 4
please hide your bra's now. I don't want you to write an fml again =
underpaid011 0
well let's see here. 1. he fit into her panties? my girl is a size zero, I would destroy her clothing. so even if I was "curious" or out of my own underwear - I would not use hers. it's a respect thing. 2. even if OP wears the same size underwear as her bf, there is still the respect issue. at least ask first! don't just assume you can do that. 3. I'll agree there is a double standard. nobody would think it odd if a girl wore a guys boxer shorts.
playboyintown 4
how the **** is this related to my comment =
underpaid011 0
maybe he wants to be a lumberjack! he is already putting on womens clothing, now all that is left is for him to hang around in bars.
Delta_Trine 11
Test.
playboyintown 4
no ! This seems more like trying to be her :)) love is blind, love see no sex. So true ^.^
Grimmerie 31
I sleep all night, and I work all day.