Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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anonacs 0
you keep your clean clothes in a basket?
Dont_Explain 3
Get revenge, piss on her! Nobody else will know, since they are use to her wetting herself and she'll learn a pretty valuable lesson.
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Comments (34)
Freeze_fml 17
Where did the comments go?
Averizzle 0
I call BS on this one. When does sleep walking turn into sleep pissing? Correct me if I'm wrong..
Bubblebeam 0
Uhm... i don't know if you guys are aware, but you can do just about anything in your sleep. I tend to have conversations with people if they try to wake me, apparently so intelligent that they believe me. Then they refer to it later, normally because something i say is a little off, and i dont remember anything about it what so ever :p
nij 0
#5 yup your wrong. I know someone that does that and it happens usually after he gets drunk and passes out. Its scary and funny at the same time.
Freeze_fml 17
Faggots, stop replying here to be at the top. And my cousin sleep pissed one time, it's a real thing.
sleepyman 0
yeah... once my lil bro sleep peed off our stairs. we all thought our roof was leaking (yes it did just rain) untill we realized it was urine
mrspsl 0
actually when i wad like 7 i opened the closet instead of the bathroom door and peed in a basket, too. so its possible.
Hiphopepotamus 0
it's true I used to sleep piss. I peed in sinks, trash cans, my brothers bed, and once the actual toilet according to my mom.
ilovechocochipz 0
dumba** it means her sis usually sleepwalks but instead she sleepwalked and wet the ned xcept not a bed, a laundry baaket. she slepwalked and used the laundry basket as a toilet.
thatonek1d 0
I know someone who slepwalked ovr to there closet. opened it. then sleep pissed in their closet. He closed the closet and returned to bed. In the morning he was like, "what happened to my closet!?!?!?!"
anonacs 0
you keep your clean clothes in a basket?
rawrsaur19 0
I don't know about you, but I bring my clothes in from the line in a basket, fold them and then put them back in the basket to take upstairs. Seems pretty simple and common to me. :) Poor OP, lock her in a closet next time. =D
monkeymatt 0
yeah, but then you put them in a wardrobe or you closet, not keep them in the basket
ColdGold 6
Okay. Thanks. I thought there was something I didn't know about. Never mind.
Sadochan 0
Well, sorrrry that you ******* Americans have an "awesome" lifestyle from all the others. It's for the ease of putting clean clothes away, fucktard.
lolz0701 4
Before you put them away
HermonieGranger 0
EEEW
sexy_shorty_13 0
hahaha good one.
Dont_Explain 3
Get revenge, piss on her! Nobody else will know, since they are use to her wetting herself and she'll learn a pretty valuable lesson.
cowgod 0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ R Kelly
holly_fly 34
If she was asleep... What does she learn? Everyone just thinks she peed herself, except OP.
MrZed_fml 11
Dude wtf
highsheep 0
yesterday I slept walk and opened the lock to and went to the laundry room for some reason... I hate sleep walking,
perfectwinds 0
What happened to all of the comments?
sorcerersinger 0
who keeps a clean clothes basket? unless you folded clean laundry that night, put it in a basket, and decided to wait to fold it until the next morning, in which case you're lazy, so you deserve it.
pluralbusted 0
a girl I know does this all the time after parties, it sucks.
sweatteaforme001 0
So just wash the clothes again. I doubt they are ruined. Probably more embarrassing for the kid than it is a big deal for you.