gRRRrr
United States
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
SeaSick
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
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Comments (153)
GabbyCharityM 0
APRIL FOOLS!
LunaNstars 0
no, I think this could actually be serious
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao @ 18...
impregnator 0
plenty of fish in the sea. and your on a cruise. so go get a barracuda and bring it back to the room.
ilovecupcakes98 0
Lmao. ;D
tulsafml 0
impregnate that barracuda
seanders 10
Yeah you guys can pick someone up and start a moan war.:P
mrbaka 4
Forget the barracuda go get yourself a SPERM WHALE ...yes sir...
silvic84 0
you must be pretty annoying so he couldn't wait to dump u after the trip
smhguy97_fml 0
Haha that sucks!!!!!!!
joe_says_so 0
ya. it'll suck even more when boyfriend gets tossed off the boat in the middle of nowhere.
tulsafml 0
Ydi for having more fun than me
MissBunny25 0
puppy , we can have fun together :D *throws stick and puppy fetches* yay puppy :D
Hockeyboy4280 18
21, has anyone ever told you how much Cameron Diaz? Does anyone else see it?
Hockeyboy4280 18
*How much you look like*
Hockeyboy4280 18
*How much you look like*
soldier4life_88 0
I definitely see the resemblance!!!
MissBunny25 0
really? I usually get that I look more like ke$ha than anyone else.
Hockeyboy4280 18
I could see that with Ke$ha and resembling her a little bit, But you just look a lot like Cameron... Which is a good thing!
PassTheDutch 0
wow sorry I clicked your first message and there were no replies yet it put it in and it showed up in the second one were someone has already said it. and you've realized lol my bad.
PassTheDutch 0
that was not suppose to here lol.
shannonreneee 11
Youre a much prettier version of Kesha minus stds. Kesha is a 5 you're a 20 soooooooo yeah:) id kill for your face
MissBunny25 0
:O thanks.. nah, no need to kill for my face. you're gorgeous , girl! work it. make those boys eat their hearts out ;)
silvic84 0
#23 you look so much like a hockeyboywantstohaveatention!
florecitabetch 0
^fail^
MissBunny25 0
awww, bestie :,) thank you :,)
C6Racer 0
*like*
Hockeyboy4280 18
102, because I complimented someone? You look like a somebody who doesn't know how to spell attention.
Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
Miss_Michaela 10
Then throw a deflated life jacket. When he realises it's useless, shout 'April Fools day!'.
muchagente 5
but then, if you think about it: isn't it still worse sharing a room with someone who just pretends that he wants to be together with you? but then, maybe not.
IrishWildMan 3
Well he could always "fall" overboard.
noobgang7 5
Exactly what I was thinking. I advise taking him scuba diving, but give him a faulty air tank. Nobody will ever know...
Capt_Oblivious 10
That wont be awkward at all.
HarlemzAngelita 0
lmao
funnyFMLSplz 0
looks like potatoe head.
roflmango 0
lol that sucks
franceypants 0
be really annoying, and hopefully he will jump overboard!
CarleeBugg123 5
He could have atleast waited til the end of the cruise!
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
Captain Obvious Strikes Again ._.
crissybear 8
take this time to for you to go out and have fun.. stop being a ******...! take advantage of this situation..
bluepheonix 0
I'm loving the combo of hot woman and firearms :) haha
crissybear 8
:-)
FarSide 23
He obviously found someone else to screw, otherwise he would not have dumped you until the trip was over. Soooooo.... either screw his new piece, or, find a new piece and bed them down in your hammock!