Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
ScreamoGirl84 0
Maybe he's a transgender?
zombiekitten87 12
the panties thing is creepy, but the hair straightener not so much. I know several guys who use hair straighteners. granted, they're all emo but still.
dellama10 0
I think you're wrong there. I don't see how straightening a guy's hair makes him 'emo'. I'm woman and straighten my naturally curly hair some days because I like the variety. Why can't it be the same for a man?
Bullpine 11
I don't understand what was wrong with him using the hair straightener.
bossybella 0
lol yikes
cloudyconverse 0
just confront him. straightening his hair isn't unusual for guys, but the underwear thing is kind of odd.
Eyez_Mesmerize 0
News flash miss. Your boyfriend is most likely Gay and a bottom .
CaptainPickles72 18
I don't see whats wrong with guys straightening their hair. I do it all the time. For readers of this comment: I am not emo, I have hair like Peter Steele and Joey Jordison. So don't compare me to those pansies. :D
cbizkitten 0
I hope you don't have a brother, cause that's who he's getting pretty for. lol
fluffyzoe64 2
He's climbin in yo windows, straightening his hair up, tryna wear your panties so just hide yo clothes, makeup too, hair products, he's taboo, eyeliner, sex toys too... and buy him playboy so he wants to be more manly.
horneyhic 15
I won't lie I'm a straight guy and I'm kinda curios as to wat silk or lace or watever Soft material you guys use would feel like on my balls