Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Gone girl
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
A teachable moment
Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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SmelloJello 9
What a brilliant idea.
SadGirl18 16
I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.
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Comments (199)
flashback_fml 14
That bothers you more then them having wild sex?
graceinsheepwear 34
Who said it was wild? Sounds kinda clumsy and interrupted to me. Oh yeah, and within the view of a parent. Wild.
ashleytianarose 13
At least they were making an attempt at being safe? Sorry.. They're still idiots.
graceinsheepwear 34
Gives new meaning to "hand job"
MakeTodayADTR 20
I heard her boyfriend broke his fingers playing with play-doh earlier today... Rough day xD
joopjoop 19
so i have to ask, what did you teach her about safe sex?
Dennerzdex 8
uhmm LOL
ComaWhiteLove 18
In a way, you should be proud. Most teenagers nowadays would've just said f*ck it and gave up. At least they tried. Even if it was an epic fail..
CrazyItalian90x 7
A latex glove? Lol your daughter likes em small I guess.
jaybaldi 15
Trash bag. Shame on you for not teaching them about safe sex.
brittyboo123 35
At least it wasn't a sock?