Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
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sweetbliss3 37
take her to the doctor, and put her on birth control. babies having babies. sick. and while you're at it send her to therapy bc if she jumps to pregnancy to prove she's responsible, something is going on.
Mauskau 36
I hope you followed this up with showing her how responsible it is to get an abortion and use proper birth control. Before anyone jumps on me - no one wants a 13 year old having a baby.
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RichardPencil 32
You can’t prove a negative!
Phillycheeze 20
WOW.....Just don't know what to say...
Mauskau 36
I hope you followed this up with showing her how responsible it is to get an abortion and use proper birth control. Before anyone jumps on me - no one wants a 13 year old having a baby.
Stiggy626 25
Damn I'm surprised you weren't buried with negatives! haha dope 👏
ari330 21
she doesn't have to get an abortion though, my cousin was 13 when she got pregnant and kept the baby and her daughter is 26, graduated college, and is making six figures today. With the right support, the baby will be just fine, but people like you just go "too young, throw the baby away"
Akitakat 31
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I cannot be silent. If you are old enough to play, you are old enough to pay. Said another other way... if you are mature enough to have sex then you should be responsible enough to handle what comes of it. If she can’t take care of the child then she should put him/her up for adoption. Killing the baby should not be any more an option than killing her! Please research this hideous practice. Shalom!
IHaveThePower 18
Buddy, if a tween has a baby, the risks include permanent mutilation and death. It's not 'baby killing' so much as 'if the tween lands in a wheelchair, she may end up dying in the street because the US is ******, AND the baby probably won't survive anyway because she's not biologically capable of carrying to term'. Abortions come into play when you can only save one life. In most cases, that's the mother. Calling it baby killing and crying about it just ends with two deaths instead of one, now or later.
Itsbeenalong 5
And she's therefore old enough to learn what an abortion is and that it is a viable, legal option and should she choose it she will be supported and loved and not called a murderer by ignorant people.
Blunt person 16
Ok, so if a 10 year old is raped, and becomes pregnant, she has to keep it? Or any woman of any age for that matter?!
core01 30
Not to mention the toll on a girl's body that young. And the risks. Shit, the kid hasn't even been a teen a full year yet! I'd be concerned about HER risk of death.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
A child is not equipped to provide the emotional and functional care needed for the healthy development of children. When you make the decision to bring another person into the world, it's 100% your responsibility- when a child is "supported" in raising another child it means that adults end up taking over the responsibilities and obligations that the child parent isn't capable of. An incapable parent is psychologically damaging and detrimental to the development of children. This situation would be damaging to the 13 year old too- just look at what happens to parentified children.
Squidgegg 4
You can't murder something that's not really alive. If it can't survive independently outside of the mother, it's not a life.
sweetbliss3 37
take her to the doctor, and put her on birth control. babies having babies. sick. and while you're at it send her to therapy bc if she jumps to pregnancy to prove she's responsible, something is going on.
Tiffani Carter 6
You do realize that if she’s pregnant it’s a little too late for birth control right?
cbchawks 14
I'm sure she realised it you twat
sweetbliss3 37
I didn't know I needed to spell out get her an abortion and then get her on some B.C.
Mungolikecandy 19
The horse has already bolted on that one.
ViviMage 40
You shouldn't be on birth control WHILE pregnant!
Stephanie Claire 12
I’d imagine she’d be getting an abortion first
Emma Eisnor 15
Make her get an IUD. She won’t be able to get pregnant for 5 years even if she really wanted to again.
tymarie2012 31
a little late for that
pins91 27
What part of, she’s pregnant, do you not understand
ViviMage 40
It's not fool proof and most of the time the IUD causes an atopic pregnancy in the Fallopian tubes.
Squidgegg 4
Actually, that's been largely disproved, though it used to be the common belief. While it's more common for a pregnancy that happens with an IUD in place to be ectopic than a regular pregnancy being that way, the amount of risk increase is extremely small.
Fickle 6
Damn, I thought raising my daughter was tough, good luck to you. Communication communication communication is all have to say.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i pray you aren't american
gamerhalloffamer 10
It does say from Sydney Australia lol they are safe
Blunt person 16
Obviously, they are. Only Americans could be that stupid.
phaelnb 26
How como no one is talking about how that's probably statutory rape? Though I'm not sure how that works in Australia... Who's the father anyway? So many questions!
bl3ur0z3 17
Statutory rape is between an adult and a younger person so unless you're ASSuming the father is an adult, I'm not sure where you're getting statutory rape from.
phaelnb 26
I know, that's why I said probably and asked who's the father. Given the circumstances I think that there's a good chance this is the case since she's definitely gullible enough to be deceived and she wanted to get pregnant.
Leviathene 34
Trust me, in Australia it IS statutory rape at that age until age 16 I believe. There is a close-in-age exemption however. Whoever the father is, OP can still get the police involved.
bass_ftp 12
And if the guy is also 13, he can claim rape all the same right? I mean, equal rights and all.
SquirrellyGirl 20
If the woman is an adult and the boy is a child, yes it is rape. Rape is rape regardless of gender.
bl3ur0z3 17
I don't even know what to say here. She's off to a bad start and anything you do is going to be wrong. Find a friend with a baby and let her babysit for a week. Don't help with anything at all (unless the child's safety depends on it). Point out to her everything she's forgetting to do. At the end of the week, ask if she's ready for an abortion. If not, let your friend have their baby back for a week and then borrow the baby again.
vrynn1 16
Borrow a baby? Wtf is wrong with you?
Itsbeenalong 5
On what planet do you live on that you can just go around borrowing babies from people?! Like someone is just going to hand over their baby to a pregnant 13 year old to look after for a week!
Diegoba12 16
Well, that sucks. But hopefully you’re able to put some sense into her. In my opinion she’s too young to be having sex and even more having a child.
Blunt person 16
Too, not to.