whatno
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtfmama
Hudson, United States
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
OwndPattie
🌶️ Spicy
Gone girl
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
SadMother
South Windsor, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
rickshaw rider
🌶️ Spicy
A teachable moment
Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
Erica
Sydney, Australia
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Anonymous
Buena Park, United States
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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SmelloJello 9
What a brilliant idea.
SadGirl18 16
I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.
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SoulAmeliorate 16
I guess you could say that they've both been condomned.
twinkiefeets 17
You better get her an iud if you don't want to be a grandma!
cmb8280 24
No, do not just "get her an IUD". There are plenty of other methods of birth control that are just as effective and way less problematic and painful and traumatizing than IUDs. Mirena comes with a high risk of developing ovarian cysts, which are painful as hell, not to mention how much it hurts going in and how much general discomfort it causes overall if you've never had a child before. My recommendation is Nexplanon. Goes in your arm, you don't feel a thing and it's good to go for several years. And I've had no side effects aside from some acne flairups (I've never had acne before in my life) but it's a small price to pay for such fantastic birth control!
love_me_electric 20
I got a copper IUD and I loved it but it fell out during my first period after I got it put in. They say it's common for the body to reject it if you've never been pregnant before, because the uterus isn't used to having something inside it. It was so much better than hormonal birth control, I wish it had worked.
capnbzarr 43
I'm going to assume you didn't make actual condoms available to her, and click YDI.
cocacola999 27
If someone is old enough for sex, they're old enough to pay for their own damn condoms.
HarroIAmBob 21
so somehow this is OPs fault for not giving them condoms?
doodlecloud 27
What if, like most teenagers, OP's daughter didn't talk to her mum about it and OP had no clue any of this was happening, let alone that they needed condoms?
Enslaved 38
And if they didn't have the latex glove, would they have just used Saran Wrap? :P
film_addict1129 16
What is Saran Wrap?!
erikismylover1 9
Aluminum foil perhaps?
lane123 5
Well...at least you're not gonna be a grandparent...? Hopefully
drayloon 50
If he can fit into the finger of the glove, at least your daughter will probably still be physically a virgin lol
Zeke10 12
Atleast they thought about using something.
4funzies 13
groady
kidsgotastinky 11
Noob, your supposed to use a snickers wrapper
underthesea12 24
At least they were "using protection" all be it the wrong kind.