Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Gone girl
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
A teachable moment
Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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SmelloJello 9
What a brilliant idea.
SadGirl18 16
I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.
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Comments (199)
JennNoVa 8
No glove, no love!
pattayarick 8
Do you know how much condoms costs? One glove or 5 condoms???? You do the math
roshae_16 11
At least she tried to be safe?
theKevmeister 13
points for trying and using something latex, but thats like using one of those tiny penis joke finger size condoms from Spencers. dick was so numb he didn't feel a thing
simoncat 11
Which is more upsetting? That she is having sex at 16? Or that she is ill prepared to have sex at 16?
wellman70 5
Does his dick wander off in 5 directions?
pcgwm 13
at least!
natheitz 23
At least they tried to be responsible!
Mizzesbestie 13
Was the boyfriend the kid who broke two fingers playing with play-doh? Because that would explain a lot
Sacytrl 28
Whoa, what a way to improvise and save cost... Although that's plain silly, I mean, it might just fall off. Plus, she doesn't even bother to lock the door when doing something like that... To top it off, she's underage.
abh1992 2
16 isn't under age in alot of places..