Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from work to the news my daughter and stepson are dating, and having sex, which is weird but not illegal, since they’re not related. My wife however is blaming me, because I apparently didn’t let her discipline them harshly enough when they were teenagers. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter-in-law pegging my son, who was tied to the bed. You know, I try to be open-minded and figure they can do whatever between themselves, but maybe not in my spare room? FML
Today, I caught my son "experimenting" with his female friend. When I called her mom and told her what was happening, she said, "I didn't raise a whore. You can keep her!" and hung up. They're both 9. I have no idea what to do. FML
Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
Today, due to my parents divorcing 30 years ago, marrying other people, and giving me a handful of half siblings, I found myself in the uniquely unpleasant situation of walking in on my sister having sex with my brother. (Stop panicking, they’re not blood related to each other, work it out!) FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, I found out that my half-brother from my mom’s side is dating my half-sister from my dad’s side when I caught them hooking up at our last family event. Even though they aren’t blood related, it’s still super creepy for some reason. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
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Jon Tessler 14
time to sit them down and have a talk with them about playing "doctor". don't be mad at them, if they are young teenagers, it is normal to be curious about the others body parts and what they look like. if they have "fallen for each other", don't tell them they are "going to hell" or some other BS. when you talk to them, listen to what they say. step siblings falling for each other is not that uncommon.
cuz803 46
Yeah it's slightly ominous because you're looking at it from a parents perspective but hey, atleast it's not incestuous...cringey though. Hopefully they understand contraception and safety (sorry to even say that).
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cuz803 46
Yeah it's slightly ominous because you're looking at it from a parents perspective but hey, atleast it's not incestuous...cringey though. Hopefully they understand contraception and safety (sorry to even say that).
thatslifeiguess7 16
The lost episode of the Brady bunch when Greg yelled MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!
peterblackmer91 12
I messed around with my step brothers when I was younger too. Don't worry about it.
cuz803 46
Some things are better left unsaid, my friend
Jon Tessler 14
time to sit them down and have a talk with them about playing "doctor". don't be mad at them, if they are young teenagers, it is normal to be curious about the others body parts and what they look like. if they have "fallen for each other", don't tell them they are "going to hell" or some other BS. when you talk to them, listen to what they say. step siblings falling for each other is not that uncommon.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Oh no that's as bad as blood related lol
aribanks 12
Teenagers???
thomasthedankengine 11
I guess this is what step bro was doing
Wadlaen 24
Well, as long as they are aware and stuff, I agree it's weird, but not terrible - remember that there's an entire genre within the **** industry based on this exact scenario😜 Best of luck for your family!
bobsanction 18
At least they're doing it at home instead of out with strangers.
Kameron Kriese 11
Ah yes, the classic, "Keep it in the family" way of doing things. Steady on.
diraven 15
Should've just paid more attention in sex ed class