Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Gone girl
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
A teachable moment
Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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SmelloJello 9
What a brilliant idea.
SadGirl18 16
I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.
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sassy2085 16
It looks like the situation got totally out of hand ;)
Its_Shay 10
atleast they were tryin to be safe.just go buy her some condoms maybe birth control and give her the talk.Its not really that difficult to do.
Tidus0 17
Not that size matters but his fml would be "Today I realized the true size of my penis when I could easily fit it in the pinky of a latex glove to use as a condom. FML"
mockingjaygirl16 8
I hope you kicked him out of your house.
Cali_Michele21 6
YDI. Try to teach her?
xZombieCandyx 11
YDI for not having "the talk" and properly educating her. Gotta give em an A for effort though! Lol
tomgun_fml 16
Something is better then nothing.
lu95 16
Good job with your parenting, grandma.
TaiReiSi 12
Hey, improvise, adapt and overcome. Gotta admire their inventiveness
99hannah99 3
great protection.