Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old daughter, who always acts so sweet, is antagonizing a 24 year-old woman via social media regarding her boyfriend, whom my daughter is *likely* having sex with. I thought she was the purest sweetest thing and she always has a believable excuse for times unaccounted. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
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whatshername?! 39
It's not that surprising that a 15 year old wants to try sex. Talk to her about it (especially about the place to have sex) and be happy, that they used condoms at all.
ass 11
Teenagers are gonna do the dirty whether you'd like them to or not, that's just what teens do. On the bright side they were using protection, so at least they're being smart about it
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RichardPencil 32
His brain probably switched to a protective paralysis. If he had control of his muscles, he may have gone on a murder spree.
Ubehage 32
I hope he would murder himself, then. I see no reason why anyone else should be murdered here.
whatshername?! 39
It's not that surprising that a 15 year old wants to try sex. Talk to her about it (especially about the place to have sex) and be happy, that they used condoms at all.
Ubehage 32
Wake up! She's alive and she is 15. Let her live.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
At least they're using protection!
ass 11
Teenagers are gonna do the dirty whether you'd like them to or not, that's just what teens do. On the bright side they were using protection, so at least they're being smart about it