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Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

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SmelloJello 9

What a brilliant idea.

SadGirl18 16

I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.

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SmelloJello 9

What a brilliant idea.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Chip bags for the win

xdissizit 16

I think they took "no glove no love" too literally.

domking1315 20

I hope it worked. Maybe they shouldnt breed.

Devilpuppy0861 7

Hey guys safety first!!!

hashshim 23

This remonds me of the Family Guy episode with the hefty garbage bags.

andrew6p 19

All sizes found, whether in the pinky, the middle finger or the thumb! And i second what said @1

fareith 15

Bag - HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! Condom - Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy!

AngrySailor 17

#7 "Ow! These are salt and vinegar!"

jonha21 11

You can already see how Fked upp that Generation is haha lets not even talk about the next one

tjv3 10

Get a chastity belt and put it on her ! They don't sound too bright

jw90 18

Haha what the hell? How does that even..never mind..I don't wanna know.

cathyfang1533 12

I would assume that it begins with a dick the size of a finger. But then again, I'm just assuming here...

firefighter925 18

hopefully his thing didn't fit in the pinky of the glove that be embarrassing

Enslaved 38

It probably just stays in the palm area. (No matter it's size) :P

pistachiopanda 19

Blow it up and make it look like a rooster first!

tj5810 21

****-a-doodle-doo?

Mizzesbestie 13

I'm not a rooster but you wanna see what this **** will do to you ;)

cathyfang1533 12

139--considering the fact that you're a girl with a cat head--no thanks.

FlowerMama 20

#24 - His "thing"? What are you, six years old?! It's called a "penis"; you'd think you'd at least be comfortable saying THAT, considering you have one yourself. Grow up.

SadGirl18 16

I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.

lulubelles 33

I don't think I'd want to touch it after that!

LeFrogDog 27

@12 she could put gloves on

Loveely414 9

so sorry. tell em to stop looking shit up on the internet and you give em the sex talk. damn.

MDTeddy 13

Let me know where that is on the internet. *facepalm* Just the thought of using a glove as a condom is freaken retarded so nobody would have this online without being a troll to someone.

RedPillSucks 33

It's the internet. There's stupid stuff there as well as nuggets of wisdom.

StzaCrack666 18

i assume you live in a red state where sex education is inadequate at best.

PintSizeMatt 8

Texas, so yeah.

MacMonster 10

I live in Illinois and i received no sex education, so not sure what you're trying to say..That's just lack of common sense by OP's daughter and her boyfriend.

skyttlz 32

Red state = Republican

Sputnikspak 13

Things like this make me happy I live in Canada. We got basic sex ed in third grade (basically explaining the mechanics and anatomy, and how you can get pregnant), another class in sixth grade (puberty and safe sex), and again in ninth grade biology, which went really in depth about STDs, getting pregnant, how to put on a condom - even abortion. Being educated is the first step.

OhDearBetrayal 25

I live in Minnesota and we got sex education every year from fourth grade on. We're a purple state.

rocker_chick105 31

5- Never bring politics into FML

Xquisite1 28

I don't think this is a matter of lack of sex education. I just think it was two horny teens who wanted to **** but didn't have a condom, so they IMPROVISED. That's all.

blackgirllb 12

atleast they're trying to be safe

jizzwold 21

Trying...

greenfishbait 19

Trying, but failing.

Soniye 14

Better safe than sorry...

fakedsincerity 32

"Trying" doesn't prevent a baby!

kickass1stbase 7

No glove No love!

Soniye 14

Literally! Lol

robotiick7 23

If you're not gunna pack it, better go home and whack it!

redbandit9877 12

In this day and age I would just get her some condoms. They are both boneheads for using a glove like that though.

gloooooria 14

You would encourage sexual behavior of two teenage kids who think its a smart idea to use a latex glove as a source of protective against unwanted pregnancy and STD's? By buying them condoms??? I would have to completely disagree. OP should look into having a discussion with their kid.

chlorinegreen 27

I would rather they be safe then pregnant. If they want to have sex they will find a way. At least they're "trying" to be safe. I think buying condoms may be a good idea and also talking to them about safety and consequences. I'm sorry op you had to find out like that though.

doodlecloud 27

Well, she's 16. I'd rather they waited longer but that's the legal age over here and many people lose it earlier...I also don't think it's possibile to get them to change their minds at this point. So yes, educate but maybe also condoms. I'm more surprised that they couldn't find any though. At that age, free condoms are offered at every teen sex thing, at the clinic (even if you're not asking for them) and friends always have spares. They're pretty damn hard to avoid.

blink_kid 32

Also, I've heard of so many guys who just point blank refuse to use a condom and the girl goes with it because she "loves" him. They're trying, help them out a little.

EvilUndead 9

48, where I live age of consent is 16. In some countries it can be as low as 14 or even 12(though 12 is rare). So, giving them condoms would make sense - that's cheaper than dealing with unexpected grandchildren, anyway.

TheDrifter 24

Perhaps take the daughter in to get birth control too. With this kind of deep, intellectual thought there are bound to be condom malfunctions.

love_me_electric 20

But would you trust a girl that dumb to remember to take her pills every day?

rosenkrieger223 24

They have a shot that you only have to get once every 3 months. My fiance is on that because she didnt want to have to deal with a pill every day.

love_me_electric 20

You mean Depo? That stuff is nasty, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Besides the regular hormonal side effects it gives you, it also decreases your bone mass and can lead to osteoporosis if it's used for too long.

JoshuahColins 19

I swear it's the chemicals in the food that's making these kids retarded... No offense there OP

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

a little dense.. but at least they tried to use protection. maybe they're onto something though.. never thought of using a latex glove as a 5 in 1 condom.

greatdanen 6

10 in one, just turn it inside out

Soniye 14

40- That's just nasty -.-'

poncho55 40

*epic facepalm*

poncho55 40

Just to clarify, that facepalm was directed at #40.

RedPillSucks 33

I'm sure he was joking. I thought it was funny.