Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Top comments
RedFox12 7
Tattoo a penis on him.
emeraldisle 30
Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.
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Comments (135)
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
Yeowch. That's a cheeky username!
tehhboss 6
Yours isn't much better.
emeraldisle 30
Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.
margojill 13
At this point, if she still tattoos his name on her friend's wrist, she's a terrible person.
Mauskau 36
Well she's clearly classy like him.
inthedopeshow 17
That's rather ignorant of you to say.
Chellybelly92 14
That's very rude. Tattoo's don't make people less classy.
k34nu 7
I think she was more aiming it at the fact she's getting his name on her wrist... Which is a stupid idea...
inthedopeshow 17
It's stupid that she isn't recognizing the permanence of the tattoo relative to her situation but that still does not make her any less classy.
Mauskau 36
Well, getting your boyfriend's name tattooed is silly. Relationships don't last. Especially if he's offering sex as payment.
inthedopeshow 17
Some relationships do last, actually. This girl just happens to be dating a lying douchebag.
slappomatt 4
Tattooing soneone your not even married to's name on a visible part of your body is probably the most ignorant thing a person could possibly do. Ever!!!!!
medlove 9
Woah, Guys, relax... can't you get a bit of sarcasm?
Soninuva 41
Hmm, makes me wonder what he's having you put on him!
Pesticides 19
it'd be great if you just tattooed cheater on him. Totally worth it!
AninOnin 24
She should totally pull a Lisbeth Salander on him!
RedFox12 7
Tattoo a penis on him.
Mossears133 15
Don't forget the heart around it!
gc327072 31
Or Hello Kitty choking on a penis, for the double whammy.
hashshim 23
66: That sounds like a badass tattoo.
sneeze_watch 19
Yes, for women everywhere, you MUST draw a permanent dick on this dick.
Pesticides 19
or hello kitty getting a penis sewn on for the irony
obnum 19
It's more of an FHL for tattooing a cheater's name on her arm. Or a would be cheater, anyway.
Beebs629_fml 9
She didn't get the tattoo yet.
spanelli 16
Hopefully it stays that way.
Ins0mau 20
More like 'she deserves it' for being stupid enough to tattoo ANY partner's name on herself.
Proton21 7
Sounds like they think they can reward themselfs by having sex. Sorry, that's horrible.
Ranimal 12
This is just asking for a ****** up tattoo.
cuppycakeslove 20
I pity his girlfriend. 1) she's really stupid for wanting to tattoo her boyfriends name on herself 2)she's got a shitty cheating boyfriend
perdix 31
Accept his offer and tattoo, "Herpes: Run Away!!" on his penis head.
suboy 10
Or just give him a free tattoo and write IM A CHEATER!!!!!