helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Veronica
Allentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinda awkward
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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GravyIsYummy 0
At least you can be safe now.
somekidfrom93 0
Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0
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GravyIsYummy 0
At least you can be safe now.
White667 0
What we now need to know. Did she simply explain, or did it involve her giving him a proper instructional walk through?
Rakayum 0
did she use her mouth? do you have pics?
ericabella18 0
ew, you're gross.. to OP, that's awkward. time for some mommy daughter sex talks.
tiney72 0
he didn't know how??
hellokittywhore 0
well if he forgets, I can teach him!! I can teach him soo many things sweetie he'll never forget them!! jkk
wiggz1990 0
did she help him wear it or just told him how to put it on and she just watched to make sure he got it right ????
10thFloor 16
This has 69 likes
somekidfrom93 0
Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0
deserved 3
#2 has a very good point haha most moms wouldn't even think about doing that...
ad_infinitum 0
It would be worse if she repressed you two.
heyyou1203 0
exactly. at least she's ok with you having sex, especially after only dating 2 weeks! what a cool mom!!
Tj_8 0
epic awkwardness....
Darrus 0
How? Verbal, with gestures or...WTF? How does a guy who is old enough to **** not know how to put on a condom anyway?
heygirlheyyyyy 0
you'd be surprised...
bexox 0
Do yourself a favor and practice before you need to. Seriously, I'm trying to be helpful, not critical.
regalarius 0
I agree, practice before you need to, it will probably take you some time your first time and you don't want to kill the mood. Also: Pray that you never need them. I hate the damn things.
drzhottie148 0
Aww that sucks.
fretforyerlatte 0
um. did she demonstrate?
genius_man16 1
oh god, now you put freaky images into my head. lets hope the OP's mom is a MILF
Vaetrus 0
Lets hope for the Banana. ... or better.
Casualt1234 0
with her mouth right?
ashylarry 0
looks like your bf is cheating on you with a milf
buddy51 23
And it's the OP's M who's the ILF!!
dutchguy 0
thanks for explaining that one, didn't get it yet.
skyttlz 32
what is a MILF??
trummers 0
what you just said, and it's the op's mother who is the I'd like to ****... nice
Sun_Kissed18 25
Did he not know how? Or was she just making sure..? Either way: Awkwardddd...
neftajr 0
hey beautiful