Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Top comments
JackeeDawn 9
It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no
GoingCommando93 14
I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.
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Comments (98)
elikaas 10
What a jerk! She couldn't at least let you down softly instead she was rude about it.
akinsel2 6
On the bright side, with a good wing man you could turn this story into some awesome hook-ups! There has to be hundreds of girls all over the city feeling sympathy for you now. Since you are newly single I'd say you should get out there and meet some of them!
mishkaroni 15
Typically, he calls in to the radio station and the station dials out to her. You must be new to the radio world if you could not think of this scenario...
hobojo69 23
Well hopefully she will lose some listeners now they know she's and ass, I mean I get if shes not ready or whatever but she could have at least let you down in a nicer way
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I don't think you understood... She does not work at the radio, he called her favorite radio who obviously called her as a surprise and put them together on live...
downtime 13
How are so many people getting confused about this?
ellytoad 13
I was a bit confused by it too. I hear radio call-ins by one person, but not two people who couldn't possibly have called at the exact same time. Now that it was clarified that the radio station called her while the OP was still on the air, it makes sense.
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Well **** you too bitch Lmfao
katiemarek2 10
You obviously deserve better. If a guy did something like that for me, i would never let him go.
Blooblibloo 4
Really? Good luck with your life then...
Hakaan 10
Better for her to be honest than say yes and not mean it.
Wiebeski19 5
Why didn't u discuss marriage first, lots of people do it. Be like hey are u ready for marriage? Or Something like that
asianaztec 0
What a bitch, good thing you didn't marry her... I know this sounds harsh, so feel free to give me many, many thumbs down.
Rocky007 15
Those public proposals are always a bad idea. YDI