Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
howdeedoo 22
I'd take that as a "no"
GuessWhatKids 13
But how can you be so sure man? Maybe she was so shocked and amazed by the proposal that she couldn't even acknowledge it.
noelykins1 19
I agree but also he should of asked her about her feelings on marriage before proposing. If you don't know each other's feelings on the relationship then don't test it like that.
thejewishfuhrer 17
I never take no for an answer. That's for quitters.
nottheyoungest 18
Silence means yes. But wait.. if she pretended not to hear then..
nottheyoungest 18
*facepalm* Oh I'm stupid. She did not go silent, did she?
chell1894 13
61, how do you know he didn't ask her about her feelings on marriage? And if he did, asking someone about there feelings on marriage doesn't mean that their ready right then to eat married.
efrainelboricua 12
How do you eat married?
chell1894 13
Only a moron wouldn't be able to tell that it was meant to be get. I'm sorry my autocorrect changed it to eat. But I'm actually not sorry.
XxDevilxXGt 26
*Their* feelings on marriage, and *They're* ready. 0 for 2 :(
XxDevilxXGt 26
*Their* feelings on marriage, and *They're* ready. 0 for 2 :(
flipfloperson 5
101's profile says that she uses proper grammar. *facepalm*
_krystallynn_ 11
you know you really don't have a good comeback when all you can do is correct grammar..
noelykins1 19
I should probably clarify that I agree with #11.
noelykins1 19
Oh and #101 if they had discussed marriage previously and she was as thrilled about the idea as he was I can take an educated guess and say she would of said yes. However she completely ignored his proposal and pretended to not hear him. So I can only assume just like everyone else, that they either didn't talk about the subject previously or they did and she wasn't very thrilled about the subject of marriage. Like I said I am only assuming based on the given information from the FML.
chell1894 13
I was at work and in a rush and autocorrect took over. Sorry not sorry
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
RaggleFrock 13
Dust that megaphone off.
pradip 26
Louder doesn't help, it's like asking Iran "Do you have nuclear weapons?" What?
teyyoshi 19
Haha ,you make me laugh
sens3sfailing 25
That comment made my day Pradip! It's like every FML makes you level up!
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Or possibly even personality that isn't so completely immature or bitchy? Ahh, who am I kidding? That probably isn't a possibility. Even if she had heard him, which I think it's safe to assume she most likely did, and she pretended she didn't, she might have been so shocked or overwhelmed that she didn't know how to react, so she didn't. Maybe she wasn't ready? Either way, I think my first statement stands true. She shouldn't have been so immature or bitchy about it. She should have talked to him about it and explained how she felt.
insertnameherr 11
#52 clam down #3 was joking. quit ruining the mood
grafeety 9
Well on the upside your picture couldn't ruin anyone's mood.
NotGabe 28
Awww man, this had pun potential! "Might I suggest a heaRING aid?!" -ba dum tss-
BellaBelle_fml 23
insertnameherr; The first part of my comment was a bit of a sarcastic joke as well. But in the last part I decided to take a more serious or logical approach to this FML to maybe help discern what her reasoning was behind her behavior. Thus providing the FML community with both sarcasm and insight all in one comment!
sens3sfailing 25
Okay 83, we don't all need to know that her cleavage is giving you an "upside"
californiapoppy 11
Maybe she's not the one then, you want someone who's excited to spend their life with you!
pink_raindrops 26
Who says that she doesn't want to? She could really love him, and just might not be ready for marriage or maybe just never wants to actually get married. I think she should have said something instead of ignoring him, but this FML doesn't mean she doesn't want to be with him.
subwaysurfers 13
Silence is an agreement ;)
LSS_fml 18
..... Or not!
LiterOfCola 16
Said #6 the pervert
COOL__Coal 12
Well technically she didn't say no.
kevsandy303 12
56- Megan Fox hasn't said no to my proposal either. Does that mean we've been happily married since?
COOL__Coal 12
#58 That is exactly how I would take it.
subwaysurfers 13
Don't know how I'm a pervert but yeah, I deserved the burying. You're all welcome to my funeral :)
MelTheGreat 23
# 6 seems like the roofie-using type of person.
efrainelboricua 12
#6 your profile pic matches the intelligence in your comment. Derp
raisinbam 13
You should make a huge public thing of it next time. She'll have to say yes! ...or she'll reject you in public.
kurodansei 16
I've seen that youtube video it doesn't end well. though in her defense the foodcourt ism't the most romantic spot to pop the question.
Misswildsides 22
I've watched that video. It said the reason why he asked there, is because that's where they first met.
klovemachine 24
I suggest painting "marry me" on your chest with an arrow pointing down, and have the ring tied around your penis with a string :D
AwsumShyGuy 12
I can think of some better proposals...
klovemachine 24
I got that from a previous FML :( I wasn't being serious :D
Shilokitten666 19
As a girl i voted ur comment down, if my bf did that id slap him actoss the face
outstandtacular 11
29 - I'm a girl and I thumbed them up because it was a joke and it was funny. Lighten up.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
29- I thumbed you down because of your atrocious spelling and somewhat retarded comment.
hannaaaahr 33
I really have no idea how I would react to that, I'd either be too overjoyed to get mad and just laugh or check if it was April-fools
99megster 15
I love how on FML if a person doesn't think a joke is funny then people are like, "Lighten up!" But if a person makes a couple of errors in their comment or uses the wrong 'your' then people are like, "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE YOU IDIOT!"
AwsumShyGuy 12
65- Because there's a fine difference between your sense of humor and basic grammar.
99megster 15
67- I for one don't care if someone makes a few spelling or grammatical errors in a comment, as long as they got their point across it's fine with me. Of course, if someone types in heavy text speech or some other idiotic method then that's just stupid and annoying.
pzychosys 5
29:Lmao calm your ****!
PokemonFreak24 4
29 - I kinda wanna slap you across the face with a dictionary
tj5810 21
Mr. Casanova
outstandtacular 11
65 - Lighten up.
omg36 7
I'd say yes! Gotta love a clever man with a sense of humor
Tezoma 28
Did you flash the ring? Or was she perhaps pretending not to see you also?
kurodansei 16
Guess those words won't be ringing any bells in the near futue.
kevsandy303 12
So, what do you propose you should do now?
SomeDeadRabbits 8
I see what you did there. +1 vote my friend.