Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Top comments
JackeeDawn 9
It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no
GoingCommando93 14
I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.
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Comments (98)
KiddNYC1O 22
How about yes?!... And then talk about it?
hateevryone 15
Talk about embarrassing.
Warden1986 16
I know I'm going to get thumbed down for this but oh well. However this fml sounds like his young and too immature, purposing over a radio station and over the phone come on. It'd be different if he called in to have their song play then while it's playing ask her to marry him in Person. Most girls I know want the proposal privately so there's no pressure on them everyone looking at the girl to say yes, then spreading the news.
KiddNYC1O 22
There's a wow factor in public proposals. That's a good thing.
Warden1986 16
#81, true however OP should know if he's girl a center of attend girl or a personal one on one girl. Planning is very important when it comes to popping the big question. Therefore he should of prepared better and got little hints from her through out their relationship.
xmaximusx 12
You should have known the relationship was not going in that direction long before u got an answer like that!
darlingcatch22 1
This is why guys don't try... Bc of girls like her. What a shame.
boo0280 3
what the hell are you doing proposing over the phone? I woulda said no too
kimg0885 23
At least on the radio you are semi anonymous, better than in front of a crowd. Sorry op
Axipiter 24
Put a bear trap under her pillow for misleading you.
cassidy110 1
awwwe man thats awful lol least you had the cahonies to go on Air an do it haha
allybabyyy15 1
I know "it's the thought that counts" and it was unique, but man-up and propose right. I wouldn't have said yes if it wasn't face-to-face either! Sorry bro.